1 probally is this topic but forget about that.
i electricuted myself with gimps cooker and a knife which neally envolved gimp having a new utensil to his anatomy
[addsig]1 probally is this topic but forget about that.
i electricuted myself with gimps cooker and a knife which neally envolved gimp having a new utensil to his anatomy
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Yeah I've done something similar to that, KungFuSquirrel...
I was mowing the lawn once and I pulled on the supply cable too hard, and the top of the 2-way adaptor popped off. Going over to fix it (without bothering to turn off the mains first
) I pressed the reset button - giving myself a shock off the mains in the process
. All i can really remember was feeling like all my knuckles had cracked at that moment...



also i fell asleep next to a gas fire and my arm fell on it and i have a nice scar on my arm.
and
i filled a balloon up with lynx deodorant and pored lighter fluid on it and set it alight which casued a fireball setting my coat and me on fire... which was nice ...
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Well, recently, I wanted to make some microwave Popcorn. The bag says 5 minutes, so OK. When I come back after five minutes, the microwave window is looking abnormally black and I didn't hear anything "poppin" anymore.So I open the microwave, and really, the burned pieces of corn just bursted thru. I got most of them right in my face, and that was hot, so I ran to the bathroom, spreading pieces all over the place, and washed my head under the shower. I had to clean up the kitchen after that, too, and get rid of the awful smell.
The point is, I held the package upside down, so I read a "5". f**king "modern" font.
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| ? posted by antianticampersquad |
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1 probally is this topic but forget about that. i electricuted myself with gimps cooker and a knife which neally envolved gimp having a new utensil to his anatomy |
e?lec?tro?cute
tr.v. e?lec?tro?cut?ed, e?lec?tro?cut?ing, e?lec?tro?cutes
Anyway...
I once led my best friend and my brother on a little adventure along a cliff face. no injuries resulted, but I nearly killed us all with my terrible leadership and poor judgement. it's somthing I'm very ashamed of.
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I fell of a cliff once. It was only 6 feet, but it was damned stupid at the time. I was doing a Manwell-from-Fawlty-Towers impersonation at the time (don't ask). My brother would have you believe I walked off.
I also picked up one of those grids used over bunsen burners just after using the bunsen. Huge brown grid mark on my hand for a month![]()
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| just rememberd i ran into somone at school once and i couldnt remember anything from that day and thats no joke |
Eeh? ![]()




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| Oh, that reminds me. One time me and a friend were messing around with some 9 volt batteries (the small, square-ish ones) and put them into some huge array (as in: -+-+-+-+-+ +-+-+-+-+- etc.) . I think that we had about 15 or so strung together. Anyways, at some point, I guess I accidently touched the ends or something, because I was literally thrown back from it for a second or two. I was twitching at the time, and my friend just looked over at me ans said "what the hell, man." I physically couldn't respond for at least 2 seconds. Twas funny, looking back on it. |
*thinks back to "teh box!"...*
Y'know Monqui, you have a really warped definition of fun.. ![]()

Well I was about 7 I guess and I walked up to the fire place, I had one back where I lived, and I just put my hand on it, no reason I just did, The sensation was wierd though, no heat(at first) just extreme vibrating, then the burn took its effect, whats the lowest type of burn, 1st degree? cause thats what I got, adn to this day I dont remember the pain very well.
Ohh and when I was 16, I was swinging from a vine in my back yard, I thought how cool it might be to let go and do a flip in air and land in the water below, well I think I did a flip, right before my head hit the rock under water and knocked me out.

