A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A
lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is
open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way
looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and
said, ,"Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his
shopping. He then intentionally got in the line to check out where the lady
was that told him about his "barracks door". He was planning
to have a little fun with her. When he reached her counter he said,
"When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in
there at attention?" The lady (being smarter than a man) thought
for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled
veteran sitting on two duffel bags.

....point taken jon....btw, do you read sign language??....

Doc B...