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Posted by Forceflow on Thu Feb 12th at 4:30pm 2004

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1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a f**king people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
20. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
21. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
23. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
24. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
25. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
26. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
31. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
33. Okay, okay, I take it back! Unf**k you!
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
36. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
38. I plead contemporary insanity.
39. And which dwarf are you?
40. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
41. Meandering to a different drummer.
42. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?




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Posted by matt on Thu Feb 12th at 4:36pm 2004

Cass could add some I'm sure. [addsig]



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Thu Feb 12th at 6:39pm 2004

I must tell you nothing makes me laugh so much as bumper sticker humor being placed inside mass e-mails which is then copy-pasted onto an internet bulletin board.





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Posted by matt on Thu Feb 12th at 6:53pm 2004

darn' tootin!!! [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Thu Feb 12th at 8:26pm 2004

Pessimism is for rat bastards. That is to say, all the rat bastards besides me.



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Posted by sde on Thu Feb 12th at 9:37pm 2004

Um...either my view of the English language is seriously screwed, or that is not, in fact, sarcasm. Some good, some meh, and for some reason I keep on trying to spell some as soom. Help!



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Thu Feb 12th at 11:16pm 2004

There's also an awful lot written from a female perspective. Is there something you're not telling us, Forceflow?



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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Feb 12th at 11:18pm 2004

? posted by Cash Car Star
There's also an awful lot written from a female perspective. Is there something you're not telling us, Forceflow?

i consider myself, hypersensitive to the evils of femininity, and i didn't even notice that cash.. are you trying to say something as well

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