i swear, she gets ornerier by the day... 
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he
told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass
and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home.
passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8.00 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he
told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass
and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes
and drove home.
" Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered
the house.
the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
didn't wake up until 8.00 p.m."
secretary, and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
didn't wake up until 8.00 p.m."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf !"
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf !"
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Doc B...
[addsig]
