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Posted by Gwil on Tue Mar 2nd at 6:32pm 2004

Look at this fat swine! (hoho!) A true behemoth beast of a farmyard animal Kinda looks like the same size as a Mini...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_874955.html

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 6:35pm 2004

Imagine coming across one of those, scary stuff. [addsig]



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Posted by matt on Tue Mar 2nd at 6:35pm 2004

That has to be a hoax.

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 6:43pm 2004

Obviously not if they're hoping to get in the Guinness book of records... [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:14pm 2004

I would have hated to be the guy who stuffed it . . . 2.5 meters across, geez. Pig's are gross anyway, that fat bastard...lol [addsig]



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Posted by Gwil on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:16pm 2004

they should submit it as the solution for world hunger or resurrect its earlier "large" cousin as it were, and breed them for SUPERPIGS!

ACE.

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Posted by matt on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:19pm 2004

The article says that the pig never got any exercise. Let that be a lesson of things to come for us lazy people! [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:24pm 2004

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they should submit it as the solution for world hunger or resurrect its earlier "large" cousin as it were, and breed them for SUPERPIGS!

ACE.


Dude, a fourth of the human population doesn't eat pork (or so).
I mean, if it meant life or death, yeah, they'd eat it, but still . . . ew. [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:31pm 2004

I think world hunger implies starvation. It's not a bunch of people who aren't just quite satisfied with their 3 course meal Crono.

*runs* [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:32pm 2004

Oh you little! get back here! lol

I'm well aware of that, but I mean for religious (and health reasons) much of the population of Earth doesn't eat this animal... [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:38pm 2004

The problem with western culture is that we've been brought thinking that eating meat is in some way healthy. It's not. It takes up to four hours for your body to digest and can lay rotting inside you. Lovely image. Humans were never meant to eat cooked food, it's the reason only a tiny minority of us will die of natural causes. [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:44pm 2004

Yeah, I suppose, but we live a pretty damn long time anyway. Also, our bodies have become accustomed to certain types of foods be it meat, grain, whatever.

But, dude, I love meat, just not pork lol . . . [addsig]



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Posted by Gwil on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:48pm 2004

You'll also note then A_S, that humans shouldnt really drink cows milk Which is the point I use when people ask me why I hate the stuff

Now return to the trees with your hippie brethren! There, and only there can you liberate the cows, sheep, horses, cats, dogs and many other meat product based animals* into a life of bounty and freedom!

*Pertaining to "what came first, the chicken or the egg? - the special fried rice with chicken balls, if its anywhere near to becoming a respectable eatery"

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:51pm 2004

Incorrect! Our bodies have not become accustomed to these foods. Our taste buds perhaps, but not our bodies.

Another prime of consumers being mislead is Milk. When people think of milk, they think of strong bones and teeth and maybe someone pulling at a cow, but that's sick. Humans aren't supposed to consume cows milk. In fact, after we're 3 years old we stop producing the enzyme that allows us to extract calcium from milk. Drinking milk with a meal coats your innards with milk which stops nutrients from the meal being absorbed.

Cooking destroys many vitamins and nurtients in food, so even your cooked vegetables aren't all that good for you.

Humans are the only animals on the planet that eat cooked food. You ever hear of a wild animal getting cancer or heart disease? [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:53pm 2004

Heh Gwil, you bastard but I'd already written about milk before I saw your post.

I don't care what people eat, and I'm not worried about animal rights. I just think people should know what they're doing to themselves. [addsig]



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Posted by Gwil on Tue Mar 2nd at 7:53pm 2004

Apart from a few shady chickens who used to lurk on our schoolyard smoking crack, not really [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Tue Mar 2nd at 8:01pm 2004

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Heh Gwil, you bastard but I'd already written about milk before I saw your post.

I don't care what people eat, and I'm not worried about animal rights. I just think people should know what they're doing to themselves.


...As you bite into a big hamburger lol (jk, bleh) [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 8:04pm 2004

There's a huge difference between meat and processed meat. I would never ever eat that crap that contains every bit of the animal.

The only meat I really eat is chicken. Horrah. [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Tue Mar 2nd at 9:14pm 2004

Why? Lamb is awesome, so is turkey, and deer mmmm. [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 9:21pm 2004

Well turkey and deer aren't really abundant here and don't make it into many peoples weekly diet. How could you eat fluffy lambs you monster! [addsig]




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