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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 8:18pm 2004


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A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against (get this) fire! Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having yet to make a single premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the man stated that he had lost the cigars "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in a normal fashion. The man sued -- and won! In delivering his ruling, the judge stated that since the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that the cigars would be insured against fire, without defining what it considered to be unacceptable fire, it was obligated to compensate the insured for his loss.

Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company grudgingly accepted the judge?s ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in the fires. After the man cashed his check, however, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used as evidence against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning the rare cigars and sentenced to 24 consecutive one-year terms.


You can't help but smile at that. Serves the guy right. [addsig]




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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Tue Mar 2nd at 8:21pm 2004


I kind of hope this is a joke

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 8:29pm 2004


Could be, but the source seemed alright. Still worth a read though. [addsig]



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Posted by Gollum on Tue Mar 2nd at 8:40pm 2004


Funny but bollocks



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Posted by Hornpipe2 on Tue Mar 2nd at 9:09pm 2004


http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Tue Mar 2nd at 9:17pm 2004


Aah, nice find horny It's funny that it actually seems like it could happen in America though. [addsig]



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Posted by Andrei on Wed Mar 3rd at 8:24am 2004


This is as crazy as sending someone in court for breathing your air. Tell me its a joke, otherwise ill loose what remains of my faith in democracy and move to Pakistan.

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Posted by Leperous on Wed Mar 3rd at 10:44am 2004


I can believe the first bit, but the latter part about arson sounds tacked on :/



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Posted by Gav on Wed Mar 3rd at 2:04pm 2004


I heard that story before but there was no jail sentance, he was simply made to pay the money back. [addsig]



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Posted by Kapten Ljusdal on Wed Mar 3rd at 4:38pm 2004


? posted by Alien_Sniper
Aah, nice find horny It's funny that it actually seems like it could happen in America though.

Me thinks: Where else could things like this happen?

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Posted by Death To lag? on Wed Mar 3rd at 6:58pm 2004


lol
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Joke [addsig]




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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 3rd at 10:34pm 2004


sad but true..

a woman purchases a cup of coffee from mickyD's

promptly places it between her legs to hold it while she drives

exits parking lot, and smashes cup between legs due to bumps in road.

burns tender regions of anatomy

sues mikeyD's

wins suit.

IMO, woman needs shot.

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Posted by Leperous on Wed Mar 3rd at 10:49pm 2004


Said story has been twisted to involve her genitals, how very, very sad



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 3rd at 10:54pm 2004


? posted by Leperous
Said story has been twisted to involve her genitals, how very, very sad

huh?

my story is true, and totally unrelated to dave's

i only posted it for frivolous lawsuit info

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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Mar 3rd at 10:57pm 2004


Didn't someone sue McD because they didn't tell her the food was unhealthy and made her fat? [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Wed Mar 3rd at 11:01pm 2004


no... But someone sued them because they spilt coffee on themselves. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Mar 3rd at 11:02pm 2004


? posted by Kage_Prototype
Didn't someone sue McD because they didn't tell her the food was unhealthy and made her fat?

that was a different incident, and the case failed..

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Posted by 2dmin on Fri Mar 5th at 10:10am 2004


even though the second part is obviously bollocks, it does bring to my mind the question : if you started 24 "separate" but related fires, you could get 24 counts of arson and be put away for 24 years or 24 times the arson sentence? [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Fri Mar 5th at 11:00am 2004


could be read.. "24 consecutive terms of 1 year each"

much like 4 consecutive life terms for murdering 4 individuals..

been done before :/

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Fri Mar 5th at 1:31pm 2004


Realisticly, I don't think each cigar would be treated seperately. [addsig]




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