With her consent............................... 12 Calories
Without her consent........................... 2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................ 8 Calories With one hand.................................. 12 Calories With your teeth................................ 485 CaloriesPUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection............................... 6 Calories Without an erection........................... 3315 CaloriesPOSITIONS:
Missionary................................... 12 Calories 69 lying down................................ 78 Calories 69 standing up................................ 812 Calories Wheelbarrow................................... 216 Calories Doggy style.................................... 326 Calories Italian chandelier.............................2912 CaloriesORGASMS:
Real...........................................112 Calories Fake..........................................1315 CaloriesPOST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 CaloriesGETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years....................................36 Calories 30-39 years....................................80 Calories 40-49 years....................................124 Calories 50-59 years....................................1972 Calories 60-69 years....................................7916 Calories 70 and over....................................Results are still pendingDRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories In a hurry.....................................98 CaloriesWith her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
Calories Results may vary.
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