This site is getting quit serious, I need some fun. I'm a big fan of very VERY lame jokes so post them all. Here's a start:
Why does a gargantua lay eggs? 'Cause else the gargantua will die of an egg overdose in his body. That's why the eggs have to get out.
Why do barnacles hang on the ceiling? 'Cause if the lay on the ground people will step on them.
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I'm sorry but these jokes are too lame, it must stop D:~~
My little 8 year old sister could think of better jokes....
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/me thinks about telling the "cherries and doughnuts" joke.
*thinks better of it*
/runs
| ? posted by commandline-conquest |
| Bleh, don't delete the topic. Just have the thread take a turn for the better. How bout we all share geeky humor and such. I did my part on it up there a few posts /\ | |
every time i post a joke, lep deletes it 
.. some things don't translate to english very well
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| So this guy walks into a bar and says "Ow" |
Two guys walked into a bar; you'd think one of 'em woulda ducked. *badum chish*
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| ? posted by Gorbachev | ||
Two guys walked into a bar; you'd think one of 'em woulda ducked. *badum chish* |
Took a second to get (was visualising a "drinking" bar)but thats actually pretty funny
Why do violists spend so much time on their doorsteps?
Because they can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
why did the robot crosst he road..it was super gluded to to the chicken
you asked for lame jokes......
Heres one for you Lep 
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
[addsig]What's the difference between a man and a dog?
A man wears trousers, while a dog just pants.
*GROAN*
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