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Posted by azelito on Wed Sep 10th at 1:07pm 2003

Ok, these jokes are really lame. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Sep 10th at 1:10pm 2003

? posted by azelito
Ok, these jokes are really lame.

its says mounds when a topic like this see's this much action..

i have always heard, really smart people are eccentric by nature.. could explain why such stupidity seems to appeal so much to the masses around here..

you all might check your own stupid meter's and see where you fall into the group.. :/

[addsig]



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Posted by Adam Hawkins on Wed Sep 10th at 1:12pm 2003

I don't know any more jokes so that's me done [addsig]



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Posted by Leperous on Wed Sep 10th at 2:20pm 2003

A man walks into the GPs office and says "I keep hurting my arm in a particular place." So the doctor says "Don't go there any more then."

Paddy and Murphy are throwing stones at the ground. Paddy misses.

Paddy and Murphy are sitting on the ground. Murphy falls off.





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Posted by Gav on Wed Sep 10th at 2:44pm 2003

Paddy and Murphy in a closet,

Paddy "Dark in here innit?"

Murphy "Dunno, can't see"

Paddy and murphy walking down a street, paddy falls down a man hole, murphy shouts "PADDY?! Are you okay?"

Paddy shouts back, "No, quick call me an Ambulance!"

Murphy replies "Paddy's an ambulance! Paddys an Ambulance!"

[addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Sep 10th at 3:02pm 2003

you all hear that? its the needle on the stupid meter falling to the floor .... [addsig]



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Posted by Gwil on Wed Sep 10th at 3:52pm 2003

A man walks into a bar with some asphalt rolled up underneath his arm, strolls up to the bar -

"One for me and another for the road!"





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Posted by Krogoth on Wed Sep 10th at 9:27pm 2003

Nice one Blu_chze.



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Posted by Vash on Wed Sep 10th at 9:41pm 2003

Well you guys remember Lil lol, thats ONE of the reasons i think lep deletes joke topics [addsig]



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Posted by Gorbachev on Wed Sep 10th at 11:01pm 2003

What ever happened to her anyway? I was not usually involved in topics with her much, but I do remember her. [addsig]



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Fri Sep 12th at 8:23pm 2003

Dunno how many people will get this, but I came up with it during my Genetic Engineering class (although I'm sure someone came up with it before)

Did you hear about the girl who had her ugly gene removed?

She was a knockout.





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Posted by Monqui on Fri Sep 12th at 8:28pm 2003

I get it on the surface, but that seems like a really sad joke, if I'm reading it right. But I'm probably not since you made it up, and you don't exactly have one of the simpler minds here...

Care explaining?

*edit*

Just remembered this thread was for lame jokes, ignore me



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Fri Sep 12th at 8:31pm 2003

When you genetically engineer an organism (most commonly mice), there are two types of things you can do. You can add genes from elsewhere, which is called Transgenesis, or you can remove genes from the genome, which is called a Knockout. So it's one of those retarded, field-specific puns.



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Posted by Monqui on Fri Sep 12th at 8:34pm 2003

Heh- clever enough, though.

I always like this field specific-ish joke-

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary and those who can't.



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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Sep 12th at 10:22pm 2003

What do you call a leper in a jacoozi?

...Poridge...

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Posted by KoRnFlakes on Fri Sep 12th at 10:29pm 2003

if you like lame jokes, you cant beat christmas crackers or the back of penguin bars! [addsig]



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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Sep 12th at 10:30pm 2003

Theres a difference between lame and corpsify... [addsig]




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