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Posted by fraggard on Thu Mar 25th at 4:59pm 2004

Interested Parties might want to take the time to read it:
Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Internet expansion. Composition. Extrapolation?
I thought some of you here might like this. Don't know if you've seen it before though.
*Edit. Aargh. Why can't I change the formatting of this damn thing after posting it?




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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Thu Mar 25th at 5:04pm 2004

....damn, I need to sit down for a minute.. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 25th at 5:30pm 2004

i looked, i didn't see "sleep,eat,poop, and masturbation" in that sequence..

do they not do these things anylonger?

[addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Mar 25th at 6:51pm 2004

It bothers me that the latter half of the "History of the World" is primarily about the United States. [addsig]



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Posted by Andrei on Thu Mar 25th at 7:00pm 2004

The dinosaurs invented the wheel. They mounted them on a trojan horse which ran over them and killed them. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 25th at 7:18pm 2004

? posted by Tracer Bullet
It bothers me that the latter half of the "History of the World" is primarily about the United States.

other countries emulate the US, when someone speaks of "blah,blah" it may sound like the US, but could very well be someone else..

what bothers me is, people whom assume its the US cause it sounds like it is.

someday everyone in the world might act like the US, then who will we blame it on :/

[addsig]



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Posted by matt on Thu Mar 25th at 7:20pm 2004

Very good.



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Mar 25th at 7:41pm 2004

? originally by fraggard
Taxation without representation.

You can't tell me that isn't a specific reference to american history!

I just think it is silly to go the creation of the universe and the evolution of life to one specific civilization.





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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 25th at 7:48pm 2004

? posted by Tracer Bullet

? originally by fraggard
Taxation without representation.

You can't tell me that isn't a specific reference to American history!

I just think it is silly to go the creation of the universe and the evolution of life to one specific civilization.

T.B. you can't possibly believe that although it is in our history that its not a common malady do you?

i bet there are 100's of instances where countries are ruled to death by outside powers..

i know what you mean, but i don't see it as only a US thing.

[addsig]



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Posted by Cash Car Star on Thu Mar 25th at 7:54pm 2004

Cajun Man, ladies and gentleman.



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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 25th at 8:04pm 2004

*starts chant*

"down with poop"

[addsig]



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Posted by fishy on Thu Mar 25th at 10:20pm 2004

the chicken is only the eggs' method of making better and more eggs.





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Posted by scary_jeff on Thu Mar 25th at 10:22pm 2004

? quote:
It bothers me that the latter half of the "History of the World" is primarily about the United States


? quote:
other countries emulate the US, when someone speaks of "blah,blah" it may sound like the US, but could very well be someone else..


LOL America has been around as a seperate independant nation for what... 200 years? And somehow... ... I don't even know where to begin. Good one Orph, that was gold



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Posted by omegaslayer on Thu Mar 25th at 10:59pm 2004

? posted by fraggard
Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Internet expansion. Composition. Extrapolation?

Yup that sums it up...............

[addsig]



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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Thu Mar 25th at 11:02pm 2004

Wow, you people need to stop bitching about stuff. There's a grand total of 3 steps in this history that deal only with United States history: Taxation, Emanipation Proclamation, and Resignation.

If you want a fight, bring it.





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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 25th at 11:08pm 2004

? posted by Yak_Fighter

If you want a fight, bring it.

LOL.. reminds yak that TB is from Oregon, not that two-bit island (/me wonders if two-bit carries as much weight as pissant?)

/runs

[addsig]



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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Thu Mar 25th at 11:26pm 2004

Oregon?! We shoulda given that crap to the British and let the Canadians have it.

'Fiftyfour Fourty or Fight' my ass.



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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 25th at 11:29pm 2004

*giggles*

you crack me up ol' man..

BTW, where you residing yak? i wanna visit this year.. you ain't a kid no more..

still in Penn? or back in Indy?

[addsig]



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Posted by Leperous on Fri Mar 26th at 12:05pm 2004

? posted by Tracer Bullet
It bothers me that the latter half of the "History of the World" is primarily about the United States.

Considering it's only about 200 years worth of history





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Posted by wil5on on Fri Mar 26th at 12:42pm 2004

I can sum up the universe in far less than 200 words:

Stuff.

[addsig]




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