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Posted by Vash on Sun Mar 28th at 3:47am 2004

Rofl, I got this from another forum:

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Call an addiction hotline and explain to them that you're hooked on phonics.

Go to the airport wearing a suit of armor and try walking through the metal detector.

Wash out a gas can, punch a hole in it, fill it with water and carry it down a busy lunch-hour sidewalk while smoking the biggest cigar you can find.

Call the Q-tips 800 number and say that one of the cotton swab parts just came out of in your ear. When they reply, keep shouting, "What? What? What did you say?"

Go to the polar bear enclosure at the zoo and shout, " c'mon larry, enough's enough! Take off that costume and get back to the office."

Fill an Inflate-A-Chick wtih helium and release it at rush hour on a windy day. Chase it down the street, yelling, " come back here, you tramp!"

Call national acme co., and ask if they have any products you could use to kill a roadrunner.

Rush yourself to the ER and explain to the nurse that you were resting on top of your leg for a long time and now it feels like pins and neddles. Then ask well you have to amputate.

In the middle of the night, nosily bury a fully dressed mannequin in your backyard. Arrange your lawn furniture on the fresh mound and sit down in it quickly before the police come.

Get a video camera and a microphone and chase a local TV news crew around. Interrupt on-the-scene shots by shouting things like, "Where have all the cowboys gone?"

Ask strangers if they have change for a nickel.

In the bathroom at work, utter loud, pain-filled screams, then emerge holding a giant hen's egg.

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Posted by Wild Card on Sun Mar 28th at 3:50am 2004

Go to the hunting department of Canadian Tire, pickup the new Crossman air rifle, and ask the sales clerk where the anti-depressants are [addsig]



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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Sun Mar 28th at 4:12am 2004

Let me talk to them for five minutes?



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Posted by DesPlesda on Sun Mar 28th at 4:34am 2004

Cheese.



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Posted by Diarmaidx2 on Sun Mar 28th at 11:01am 2004

buy EVERY condom in your town.



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Posted by Vash on Sun Mar 28th at 2:40pm 2004

? posted by Diarmaidx2
buy EVERY condom in your town.

You know thats phyiscally impossible.

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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 28th at 2:46pm 2004

? posted by Vash
? posted by Diarmaidx2
buy EVERY condom in your town.

You know thats phyiscally impossible.

but you can get some of the used ones rather cheap..

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Posted by Andrei on Sun Mar 28th at 8:15pm 2004

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sun Mar 28th at 9:23pm 2004

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sun Mar 28th at 9:24pm 2004

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? posted by Vassh
You know thats phyiscally impossible.


Not everyone lives in FLORIDA [addsig]



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Posted by Vash on Mon Mar 29th at 12:37am 2004

Lol [addsig]



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Posted by wil5on on Mon Mar 29th at 9:57am 2004

^^lol.

I personally like the "in the elevator/lift" variety. eg.

"go up to someone, stare at them for a while, then shout "youre one of THEM!" and huddle in the corner"

"carry a large bag, and occasionally open it slightly, and say into it "got enough air in there?""

etc. etc. Cant remember any more atm...

Speaking of used condoms, a friend told me he was once in class at school, some kids walked past and threw a condom into the classroom. Then one of them ran in, picked it up and said "s**t that was the clean one!"

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Posted by Gwil on Mon Mar 29th at 2:21pm 2004

This thread is so funny, I can hardly contain myself.

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Posted by thing_2 on Mon Mar 29th at 3:42pm 2004

We shouldn't agrivate our fellow man, we must all be one in fellowship, like thing_1 and thing_2!!!





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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Mon Mar 29th at 3:43pm 2004

I'd noticed you'd stolen his username... [addsig]



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Posted by matt on Mon Mar 29th at 3:45pm 2004

? posted by Alien_Sniper
I'd noticed you'd stolen his username...

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Posted by Skeletor on Mon Mar 29th at 8:19pm 2004

? posted by azelito

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Posted by Vash on Mon Mar 29th at 8:56pm 2004

/me eats thing_2

/me washes thing_2 down with a cold glass of Skeletor

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Posted by blu_chze on Tue Mar 30th at 2:57am 2004

if you know a second language you can reply to every one in that second language. i think ill learn french just to do that.

poking someone in the side of the neck repeatedly works quite well for me

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