Proof that girls are evil
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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Juim on Wed Mar 31st at 3:56am 2004


heres alittle mathmatics for ya,

(sorry in advance for redirecting thread, I like girls and have no money so it's a good thing I'm married)

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z >>

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is represented as: >>

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. >>

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Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is >>

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8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% >>

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and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is >>

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11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% >>

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But, >>

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A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is >>

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1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% >>

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And, >>

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B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is >>

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2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% >>

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AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you. >>

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A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is >>

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1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% >>

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So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while >>

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Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get >>

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you there, Bulls**t and Ass-kissing will put you over the top. >>





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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Andrei on Wed Mar 31st at 7:13am 2004


Well, it got ass kissing eastern politicians in NATO, didnt it? [addsig]



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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Leperous on Wed Mar 31st at 7:36am 2004


Time and money = Time + Money. There shouldn't be a multiplication there. Go away!



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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Cassius on Wed Mar 31st at 7:53am 2004


? posted by Leperous
Time and money = Time + Money. There shouldn't be a multiplication there. Go away!

Untrue Lep - the amount of time spent with a woman is proportional to how much money is spent on her. It might even be exponential.





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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Andrei on Wed Mar 31st at 8:29am 2004


The "x" is also read "and" in some situations.

[addsig]




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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Leperous on Wed Mar 31st at 9:33am 2004


Women = Money + exp(Money) = Time + exp(Time)
d(women)/d(time) = 1 + exp(time) = 1 + exp(money)

Thus we are forced to conclude that as money increases exponentially, there is a positive change in women over time. Even if there is no money spent, she will still get better over time. Apparently.

*goes back to sleep and stops trying to be clever*





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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by scary_jeff on Wed Mar 31st at 9:41am 2004


Sounds like a good plan, Lep



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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by OtZman on Wed Mar 31st at 12:36pm 2004


"Proof that girls are evil"

That's just as I thought. Girls ARE evil.

[addsig]




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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Hugh on Thu Apr 1st at 1:44am 2004


Meh. I don't spend money on my supposed 'girlfriend,' and we've been supposedly 'dating' for at least a few months.

But yeah, she's still evil.





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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by asterix_vader on Thu Apr 1st at 1:48am 2004


well.... LOL!

[addsig]




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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Andrei on Thu Apr 1st at 7:40am 2004


My cousin spends ALL his profit on girls : candy for Luciana, flowers for Anna, this for her, that for him urm, i mean her. Girls corrupt people. [addsig]



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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Kain on Thu Apr 1st at 8:06am 2004


A little song for the occasion

http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf





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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Posted by Forceflow on Thu Apr 1st at 3:55pm 2004


teh ending ... argh !




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