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Posted by Crono on Wed Jun 16th at 4:52am 2004
Posted by Cassius on Wed Jun 16th at 5:58am 2004
"You're gonna kill me with a soup cup?"
"Tea, actually."
"What'd you say?"
"I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."
[Gaurd attacks Riddick with knife.]
[Riddick shoves the cup into his chest, penetrating the skin and killing the gaurd.]
[Riddick picks up a metal pin, and looks at the other gaurds, who run away.]
Posted by mazemaster on Wed Jun 16th at 9:19am 2004
[Riddick kills gigantic monster/alien with a knife]
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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jun 16th at 9:42am 2004
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"[Riddick picks up a metal pin, and looks at the other gaurds, who run away.] |
funny s**t really ![]()
*whispers*
its the key, off of a spam can of meat.
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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Sat Jun 19th at 9:48am 2004
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jun 19th at 1:48pm 2004
yak, i can see where you might not see jim carrey as funny, some cannot grasp his style of humor, but to wad him in with zoolander, and starsky/hutch is almost sacrilege 
the dumbs**t stiller who stared in those 2 flicks will never be as funny as carrey.
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Posted by Crono on Sat Jun 19th at 10:13pm 2004
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yak, i can see where you might not see jim carrey as funny, some cannot grasp his style of humor, but to wad him in with zoolander, and starsky/hutch is almost sacrilege
the dumbs**t stiller who stared in those 2 flicks will never be as funny as carrey. |
Yeah, because Ben Stiller won an Emmy for The Ben Stiller show and Jim Carrey didn't get s**t for In Living Color
Also, Ben Stiller is funny, but it comes out in the writing and plot. The over top, over acting parade of Jim Carrey is just annoying.
I mean, don't get me wrong the guy is actually a good actor. But I don't find his immature 'gags' funny.
And Ben Stiller has made some pretty s**tty movies, but ... nothing can compare to Heat Vision Jack (one of the funniest shows I've ever seen in my life).
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jun 19th at 10:17pm 2004
this is where i jump in and say.. crono, you are so full of s**t.. but.. you may actually believe all that s**t you just typed.. ![]()
also, did carrey play in that sitcom? i don't recall, course i don't watch sitcoms..
carrey beats stiller anyday ![]()
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Posted by Hugh on Sat Jun 19th at 10:24pm 2004
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jun 19th at 10:55pm 2004
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| most likely because he reminds me of me. |
i mean this when i say "I'm Sorry"
to be so disposed as to chose to compare oneself with ben stiller, is... well i just can't express it well enuff.. maybe someone more gifted with speech can do the very concept justice :/
you can't possibly be as big a loser as stiller is... if it were not for his parents both being fairly big stars themselves.. no one would give him the time of day.
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sat Jun 19th at 11:26pm 2004
I think the best mixture of this over-the-top limb flexing and restraint is on Me, Myself and Irene, which is f**king hilarious.
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jun 19th at 11:42pm 2004
carrey's greatest talent is in his innuendo comedy.. he can make you piss yourself, with almost no words involved, and his gift for beating himself to a pulp in irene.. true gold..
but the best sentence in all of movie history was "Irene, why am i peeing like i've had sex all night?"
the best scene, the legendary rhino scene in "when nature calls"
both had me laughing so hard, i saw spots..
stillers comedy.... ______________flatlines__________
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Posted by Gwil on Sun Jun 20th at 12:41am 2004
Rubber face + Crudeness = prick, not funny..
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Posted by Gwil on Sun Jun 20th at 12:53am 2004
One mans cup of sugar is another mans cup of err.. toxic waste, I guess.
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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 20th at 1:02am 2004
just re-watched "Final Destination" i felt part 2 was better, but a worthy predissesor..
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| I'd sooner stick pins in my eyes and nail my scrotum to the table than watch the hilariously unfunny and tragically bad "comedy" movies of Jim Carrey. Rubber face + Crudeness = prick, not funny.. |
carrey rulz, at least you were not dumb enuff to say stiller was better ![]()
and panic room... was good.. only made so by the excellent actress playing the lead role, otherwise, i prolly wouldn't have sat through to the end.
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Posted by Gwil on Sun Jun 20th at 1:20am 2004
Having said that, some moments had me laughing out loud, and then once more on the flipside the plot was fairly cliched and has been done to death before.
Very dry humour, sometimes stunted, not worth a rent - catch it if it's on TV though
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Posted by Fortune2 on Sun Jun 20th at 1:22am 2004
Watched 'Spartan' the other day... was pretty good for a movie with Val Kilmer as the main character... But overall, it was a good mix of action and drama, with it spaced out enough so you don't get bored.
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