ok i download steam (589kb) and install . . . after a few crashes and waiting for about 20 minutes for it to "update platform files" it says what mods would you like to port over to steam blah blah blah just like kornflakes. it's about halfway through that when it simply stops responding and i have to ctrl alt delete it. i reboot it and this time i get into the proper steam gui with the menu of games, servers, friends, etc. i click on games and click on counter-strike and it says "you will be ready to play counter-strike in 20 minutes" . i wait for it to download and i have 2 seconds left when steam just freezes and goes not responding. i reboot, it doesn't prompt me for anything, i go servers> and click on my nearest server and it says "cannot launch counter-strike. you don't have it yet" or something like that. I reboot my whole computer and try again, click on the server, this time it loads the counter-strike 1.6 gui but it stops there. i can't do anything, my computer lags, and then counter-strike goes not responding . . . there are no buttons like there are supposed to be down the bottom. errrrrr ... HELP?
EDIT: I just downloaded a seemingly newer version of steam, it was 598kb instead of 589 :S . . . i install and after a few crashes of steam it boots up and tries to update like steam did before then says it can't get to the steam network :@ . . . is steam down or something???