One small step for man...
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Re: One small step for man...
Posted by Gwil on Wed May 12th at 10:03pm 2004


Ok, so maybe a bit over the top with the thread title - but bikini technology takes a step closer to perfection

http://www.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,30000-1134976-1,00.html

Coupled with laws to prevent the ugliest of the ugly parading themselves in these miracle garments, we have revolutionised the day at the beach for an ordinary male

How though!?

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Re: One small step for man...
Posted by ReNo on Wed May 12th at 10:10pm 2004


I actually think that looks daft, as opposed to sexy. Perhaps if they didn't end so bluntly, but had some sort of designed edge, it would look better. [addsig]



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Posted by Gwil on Wed May 12th at 10:15pm 2004


yeah, it does look a little strange at the mo - i guess these are just the "prototypes" though? also, how the hell is it possible?

and like has been said, what happens when the lady wearing it hits the water/runs/etc *cough* ? I dread to think!

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Posted by Leperous on Wed May 12th at 10:18pm 2004


I personally think the bikini bottoms would look much better if they followed the same design principle as the top...



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed May 12th at 10:26pm 2004


Their boobies are touching! [addsig]



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Posted by omegaslayer on Wed May 12th at 10:32pm 2004


? posted by Alien_Sniper
Their boobies are touching!

Slow down your starting to droool, I fail to see "a step closer to perfection".....personaly I like the suff thats out right now, and in my opinion of perfection is women on the beach wearing hot dog suits. JK JK JK im not wierd. Hey what happened to Dr. Braso? He'd be a great commenter on this tread.

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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed May 12th at 10:53pm 2004


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They and are held in place with a gel compound at the sides


The mystery is solved after much furious and intensive mast- err searching. [addsig]




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Posted by scary_jeff on Wed May 12th at 11:06pm 2004


Looks stupid. And what real women are going to wear this? It's all very well drooling at models walking around a california beach on TV, but it doesn't really get you anywhere, does it



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed May 12th at 11:10pm 2004


Backless bras have actually been around for a while it appears. This is just the same revolutionary idea... but in swimsuit form! [addsig]



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Re: One small step for man...
Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed May 12th at 11:15pm 2004


I bet it's just duct tape in pretty colors...





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Posted by ReNo on Wed May 12th at 11:18pm 2004


ROFL

Seriously though, I guess its handy for people into tanning - in the past women just undid their bikini straps while lying face down, so as not to leave a line across their back. Now they dont have to bother! [addsig]




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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed May 12th at 11:21pm 2004


Look at the ginormous bloomers they're wearing though, surely something skimpier would be more appropriate for tanning? ..This doesn't add up at all. [addsig]



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Posted by KoRnFlakes on Thu May 13th at 6:47am 2004


they look s**t. [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Thu May 13th at 6:58am 2004


They are stuck on using glue, you would know if you read the Mirror (c) [addsig]



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Re: One small step for man...
Posted by KoRnFlakes on Thu May 13th at 7:10am 2004


who wants to read that disgusting piece of s**te aka the daily mirror anyway? awful piece of crap, should be set alight on sight. [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Thu May 13th at 7:12am 2004


LOL , i get bored on my paper round lol. [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Thu May 13th at 12:20pm 2004


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They are stuck on using glue, you would know if you read the Mirror (c)



Gel compound is a fancy term for glue. [addsig]




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Posted by Orpheus on Thu May 13th at 2:08pm 2004


/me wonders at the legality of these tops.. what makes them different than pasties?

pasties are illegal on many beaches..

seems to me though, these tops rely heavily on the boobs ability to hold its shape, and adhere to the material of the top.. i wanna see how it holds up to mothers who breast fed, or older moms who have... less definition

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Posted by blu_chze on Fri May 14th at 6:22am 2004


um...pasties? you mean the ones you paste on, right...? plz explain [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Fri May 14th at 8:14am 2004


? posted by blu_chze
um...pasties? you mean the ones you paste on, right...? plz explain

the tiny little pieces pasted over the nipples..

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