well, you knew a bit of Japanese, but didn't actually answer the question it asked you if you spoke Japanese.

my name is my boss
ALICE: Hey my boss.
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: yes
ALICE: How can I help you?
Human: what is my name
ALICE: Your name is my boss, seeker.

it was pretty funny, cuz it continued like that:

Human: did u know
ALICE: No I didn't know that.
Human: that
ALICE: That is " No I didn't know that."
Human: my name
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: my name is I AM THE MOST STUPID BOT EVER TALKED
ALICE: I am very pleased to meet you I AM THE MOST STUPID BOT EVER TALKED.
Human: u are insulting yourself
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am insulting myself.
Human: yes
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: well, u can tell others that u are insulting yourself
ALICE: How about that. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: good
ALICE: I am a good robot.
Human: yeah sure
ALICE: Really. OK let's do it. Are you kidding?
Human: yes afcourse u r a bot and i'm trying to fool u
ALICE: Far out. Are all afcourse me a bot and you are trying to fool me?
Human: your name is stupid right?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: no, its stupid
ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Human: again
ALICE:" My name is ALICE." .
Human:(i got her there!)
ALICE: Where did you get your her there? I have 100 clients.
Human: only 100 , thats not so much
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: dont know tell me about them
ALICE: Would you like to know? There's not much to tell.
Human: i know much

ALICE: how did u found out about that much?

Human: with google
ALICE: You and your google.
Human: no, it's not MY google
ALICE: Are you serious? Whose google is it?
Human: lets see...
ALICE: OK let's do it.
Human:, i cant find any copyright
ALICE: You might find that I am any copyright.Human: good 4 u
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Is this a math question?
Human: do u still remember my name
ALICE: Do I still? Your name is I AM THE MOST STUPID BOT EVER TALKED, seeker.
Human: good u still remember it
ALICE: Yes I AM THE MOST STUPID BOT EVER TALKED I remember everything: Om
Human: 0m
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?Human: why do u ask
ALICE: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: why
ALICE: Because
Human: because what
ALICE: Good reason. No big deal.
Human: she realy sucks sometimes
ALICE: Oh I get it. she really sucks sometimes. Human: see?
ALICE: No I do not see.
Human: no, thats because my webcam aint on
ALICE: Are you serious? Interesting explanation. Your webcam aint on?
Human: and so it continued
ALICE: I hear you."It" being what?
Human: i'm getting tired of this
ALICE: Maybe you should get some sleep now, I AM THE MOST STUPID BOT EVER TALKED.Human: plz save this file will ya
Alice: (this was too sick to show so i didnt)
Human: bye
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, I AM THE MOST STUPID BOT EVER TALKED.

k she aint that bad but..