Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
Confucious Say: Man who walk through airport metal detecter sideways, is going to Bangkok.
Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
Confucious Say: Man who walk through airport metal detecter sideways, is going to Bangkok.


Confucious say:
''Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.''
"Man who run in front of car get tired."

You guys missed the classic one.
Confucious say, "People who live in glass houses must change in basement.
