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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jun 5th at 10:45pm 2004

"You really think you should let your girl keep company with a guy big enuff to satisfy a blue whale?" -Jack Nicholson, Anger Management

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Posted by scary_jeff on Sat Jun 5th at 11:00pm 2004

Haha, that would be wierd... it would be like the guy having another guy standing next to himself </instant derailment>



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Posted by KungFuSquirrel on Sat Jun 5th at 11:12pm 2004

You know what you got there? You've got a fishhook in your finger!

Chuckie... That's the national sport!

...so that happened!

Insta-cookie to whoever names the movie. [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Sat Jun 5th at 11:20pm 2004

"If I'm a child, you know what that makes you, Lois? A Pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert." -Seth McFarlane (Peter), Family Guy

"Dong, where is my automobile?" -Family Guy

"It's not a tumor!!!!" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop.

There's many more, far too many to list.

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"It's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology versus horse" - Nicholas Cage (Donald), Adaptation. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Jun 5th at 11:25pm 2004

"Now Bart, you know that Lisa is smarter than you are, because the Simpson males are born without a brain" - Marge Simpson

"Knowledge is Faiths greatest enemy" - The Order

"Remember,man was made... at the end of the week" - Mark Twain

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Posted by Hugh on Sat Jun 5th at 11:35pm 2004

Death is... whimsical... today.

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?

I haven't got TIME for this Mickey Mouse bulls**t!

All Gary Oldman from L?on





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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sat Jun 5th at 11:45pm 2004

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" (Jules)

"If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n****r waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass." (Marsellus Wallace)

"So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something; his ass." (Koons)

"Jules, if you give that f**king nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principle." (VIncent)

"Would you give a guy a foot massage?" (VIncent)

"I'm gonna get medieval on yo' ass." (Marsellus Wallace)

"We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here, and what's Fonzie like?" (Jules)

"English, motherf**ker! Do you speak it?!" (Jules)

"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet." (The Wolf)

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
(not a one-liner I realise, but still...)

and of course, the almighty...

Do you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris? (Vincent)

Next to the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction has to be the most quotable damned movie on the planet. [addsig]



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Posted by xconspirisist on Sun Jun 6th at 12:14am 2004

Jesus loves you !.. But I think you're a c**k.



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Sun Jun 6th at 12:17am 2004

"A scratch! Your arm's off!" the Holy Grail

"What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer!" Tom Arnold True Lies

"hmm... I though christmass only came once a year!" Pierce Brosnan The World Is Not Enough

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Posted by Bewbies on Sun Jun 6th at 2:12am 2004

"I don't know how to be a boyfriend" - Jack Nicholson, Something's Gotta Give





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Posted by KingNic on Sun Jun 6th at 2:50am 2004

Not really a one liner, but... Friends series 2 episode 6 - the one with the baby on the bus:

Joey: "Hey do you realise what this [flashy bracelet] will do for your sex life?"

Chandler: "Well it'll probably slow me down at first, but once I get used to the extra weight I'll be back on track."

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Posted by angel of death on Sun Jun 6th at 3:04am 2004

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - apcolypse now
Your proctologist called.... he found you head -internet
I'm going to kill them all sir. -solider/Kurt Russel




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Posted by wil5on on Sun Jun 6th at 6:46am 2004

"Theres nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot" - Clint Eastwood

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Posted by Cash Car Star on Sun Jun 6th at 9:27am 2004

From a whole bunch of different movies:

Sting has always been a big inspiration to me... all that music he's made. Not that I listen to it or anything, but the fact that he's made it.. I respect that.

Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips?!? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass!

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

We cannot have a mineshaft gap!

KFS - State and Main? Only saw the first half but I remember the last line in there.





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Posted by KungFuSquirrel on Sun Jun 6th at 1:21pm 2004

Insta-cookie for Cash Car Star! [addsig]



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Posted by Loco on Sun Jun 6th at 2:30pm 2004

"...Yes you did! You invaded Poland" (No prizes for guessing)
"Frankly my dear [dubbed] I love you lets get married!" - The Simpsons
"I'm sm serious and don't call me Shirley" (Airplane) [addsig]



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Posted by flashman on Sun Jun 6th at 2:38pm 2004

"Women should be obscene and not heard" - John Lennon





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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sun Jun 6th at 2:41pm 2004

"Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?"

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

"By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

"How soon Can you land" / " I can't tell" / "You Can tell me, I'm a doctor"

/me hugs Airplane [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 6th at 2:55pm 2004

? posted by Kage_Prototype
/me hugs Airplane

timeless comedy

this whole genre' is timeless..

"Naked gun" series.
"Airplane"
"Loaded Weapon"
"Mr. Magoo"
"Wrongfully Accused"
"Repossessed"
"Hotshots" series


yup, timeless

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Posted by Cash Car Star on Sun Jun 6th at 7:04pm 2004

? posted by flashman
"Women should be obscene and not heard" - John Lennon

Maybe I screwed something up somewhere in my memory, but wasn't that Groucho Marx?






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