Posted by Leperous on Sun Jun 6th at 7:16pm 2004
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Posted by $loth on Sun Jun 6th at 8:10pm 2004
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"You really think you should let your girl keep company with a guy big enuff to satisfy a blue whale?" -Jack Nicholson, Anger Management |
LOL, i just watched anger management a couple of hours ago,
''lucky bastard''-the waiter at the resturant. ![]()
''today i have been mostly...dangling my knob in blacmange''-that guy from the fast show
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Posted by Forceflow on Sun Jun 6th at 8:37pm 2004
"My God, you're ugly !" (John Cleese, Fawlty Towers, episode "The Germans")
"I am the Architect. I created the matrix. You have many questions, and although the process has altered your consciousness, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my answers you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.? (The Architect to Neo)
?It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man -- for precisely the same reasons. ? (Douglas Adams)
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Posted by Leperous on Sun Jun 6th at 8:41pm 2004
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Posted by scary_jeff on Sun Jun 6th at 8:53pm 2004
"Up to the twentieth century, "reality" was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the initial publication of the chart of the electromagnetic spectrum...humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one-millionth of reality."
Heard it on an Incubus song, but it was by some science guy.. or something.
Posted by Forceflow on Sun Jun 6th at 8:57pm 2004
| ? posted by Leperous |
| Those aren't really one liners, are they..? |
For me, with a monitor resolution of 8000*6000, they were all one-liners, lep
No, seriously ... I liked the quotes, so it would be useless to start a new thread for them ...
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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 6th at 8:58pm 2004
a misquoted one liner, i like my version much,much better..
"Give my life,creation" -Doctor Frankenstein
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Posted by Gwil on Mon Jun 7th at 12:18am 2004
From Dr Strangelove..
"YOU CANT FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!"
cracks me up every time
Edit: didnt notice CCS already said this one, so heres another "not so one liner" to add the plethora already present..
from Red Dwarf series III, "Polymorph"
"I hate snakes! Snakes are my second biggest fear!"
"What's your first?"
*10 ft mutant appears from pedal bin*
"THAT!"
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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Mon Jun 7th at 12:43am 2004
Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure. -Peter
Am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here. -Stewie
You're washing a baby's scalp, not scrubbing the vomit out of a Christmas dress, you stupid holiday drunk. -Stewie
Posted by fraggard on Mon Jun 7th at 2:08am 2004
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Posted by Dr Brasso on Mon Jun 7th at 4:27am 2004
rodney dangerfield, in "Back to School", during the 'big exam' to sally kellerman:
"rage, rage against the dying of the light"
"what does that mean to you thornton?"
"it means, i dont take s**t from NO one..."
Doc Brass..
btw.....hi guys...![]()
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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Mon Jun 7th at 4:57am 2004
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Posted by Cassius on Mon Jun 7th at 4:59am 2004
Posted by Forceflow on Mon Jun 7th at 6:07am 2004
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Posted by $loth on Mon Jun 7th at 6:33am 2004
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Posted by wil5on on Mon Jun 7th at 9:32am 2004
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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Jun 7th at 10:09am 2004
at least everyones welcome is in single sentences.. ![]()
doc PM me your home number.. apparently you never check your answering machine..
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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Mon Jun 7th at 3:02pm 2004
Posted by OtZman on Mon Jun 7th at 7:04pm 2004
"mirrors are more fun than television"
(it's not from a movie, it's not from real life, but it's a very nice little sentence from the great game MAX PAYNE)
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What a beautiful pink color ^_^'
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Posted by Cash Car Star on Mon Jun 7th at 8:30pm 2004
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