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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Forceflow on Mon Jun 7th at 8:38pm 2004
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Mon Jun 7th at 8:41pm 2004
She turned me into a newt, forceflow.
Hmm. I may have watched that thing too many times. [addsig]
Hmm. I may have watched that thing too many times. [addsig]
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Forceflow on Tue Jun 8th at 5:59am 2004
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Posted by Forceflow on Tue Jun 8th at 5:59am 2004
Couldn't remember the word, and the dutch subtitles said "kikker", which is "frog" in English 
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Tue Jun 8th at 10:20am 2004
Stupid subtitle people.
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Pegs on Wed Jun 9th at 12:34pm 2004
Posted by Pegs on Wed Jun 9th at 12:34pm 2004
Although it has nothing to do with the topic that is here now cos you have moved it from famous one liners to somthing different ( anyway, hi dr.brasso )
I'll be back | Terminator ( cant spell the real bloke )
supprised you failed to mention that one ^
Now for somthing completely different | Monty python ( Flying circus )
Keh | Faulty Towers
Smeg | Red dwarf [addsig]
I'll be back | Terminator ( cant spell the real bloke
)
supprised you failed to mention that one ^
Now for somthing completely different | Monty python ( Flying circus )
Keh | Faulty Towers
Smeg | Red dwarf [addsig]
Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jun 9th at 12:44pm 2004
That's "que", spanish for "what". [addsig]
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jun 9th at 12:44pm 2004
| ? quote: |
| Keh | Faulty Towers |
That's "que", spanish for "what". [addsig]
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Pegs on Wed Jun 9th at 7:06pm 2004
Posted by Pegs on Wed Jun 9th at 7:06pm 2004
You should read my signiture
Couple more
Doh | Homer simpson
Rodney you plonker | only fools and snails < Hoarses
Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by JFry on Wed Jun 9th at 7:33pm 2004
Posted by JFry on Wed Jun 9th at 7:33pm 2004
"April Foo-"
--Bart Simpson, right before the house explodes
Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jun 9th at 8:33pm 2004
I've read your signature, I was just correcting you. 
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Pegs on Wed Jun 9th at 8:51pm 2004
Posted by Pegs on Wed Jun 9th at 8:51pm 2004
Its not difficault
Jfry..... rofl 
Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by SumhObo on Wed Jun 9th at 11:29pm 2004
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Posted by SumhObo on Wed Jun 9th at 11:29pm 2004
Who can forget these?
"Damn... I'm about to drop some science... AND YOU'RE UGLY!!!"
"Hey, Alien guy...! ... I just shot at you!... alien... GUY!"
"Bling, bling, show me the money?"
- Gordon Freeman Interview
.
And another from Pulp Fiction:
.
"Since then he kinda developed a speech impediment."
or my personal favourite:
.
"Does he look like a BITCH?"
.
Ah yes, and a few from Snatch:
.
Tyrone: I didn't see it there!
Vincent: It's a four-ton truck, Tyrone! It's not as if its a packet of f**king peanuts now, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle
Vincent: Behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind.
.
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the F**K can he get away from, eh?" - Vincent
.
"It's a f**king anti-aircraft gun, Vincent!" - Sol
.
"Too tight? You could land a jumbo f**king jet in there!" - Vincent
.
"And the fact that you've got REPLICA written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got -Desert Eagle .50- written down the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now, f**k off." - Bullet-tooth Tony
.
"Don't take the piss, Boris" *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* - Bullet Tooth Tony
.
Snatch has to be one of the best quotable movies of all time, right behind Pulp Fiction.
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by BlisTer on Thu Jun 10th at 4:04am 2004
Posted by BlisTer on Thu Jun 10th at 4:04am 2004
cool quote:
Captain Mifune: If we have to give these bastards our lives, we give them hell before we do! (matrix revolutions)
funny quotes:
(holy grail)
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
(south park)
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Cartman: I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede.
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Freak: We're your family to, Napoleon. We're like you. When we look at you, we don't even see the testicles on your chin. We see the testicles in your heart.
Captain Mifune: If we have to give these bastards our lives, we give them hell before we do! (matrix revolutions)
funny quotes:
(holy grail)
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history.
Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
(south park)
Cartman: Mom--Kitty is being a dildo.
Mrs. Cartman: Well, I know a little kitty who is sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Cartman: I was just layin' down some rhymes, with the G-folk, you know, kickin' it on the west siy-eede.
Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.
Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Stan: That's cool.
Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you just say?!
Cartman: Oh, I'm sorry (Clears throat and pulls out megaphone), actually what I said was, "How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?"
Cartman: Only three more hours, sea people. Only three more hours and you can take me away from this crappy goddamn planet full of hippies.
Freak: We're your family to, Napoleon. We're like you. When we look at you, we don't even see the testicles on your chin. We see the testicles in your heart.
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Posted by $loth on Thu Jun 10th at 6:09am 2004
| ? posted by JFry |
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"April Foo-" --Bart Simpson, right before the house explodes |
KABOOM!
South park| When cartman leads all of the people of south park to the jew paying place chanting Nazi ryhmes in a lil hitler outfit. [ep 804]
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
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Posted by blu_chze on Fri Jun 11th at 4:32am 2004
*brendon pats my hyper dog*
*looks at me*, "why is your dog warm...and dry?"
Jesus! DO we have a traffic warden - Lock stock and two smoking barrels
| ? quote: |
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Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls? |
grr beat me too it
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by BlisTer on Fri Jun 11th at 12:13pm 2004
Posted by BlisTer on Fri Jun 11th at 12:13pm 2004
heh
a few more:
cool quotes:
(all from Equilibrium, one of my favs)
DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance are now its destroyer and along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... Entirely without incident.
John Preston: No...
[Polygraph goes dead]
Technician: Oh... s**t!
John Preston: Not with out incident.
Mary: Let me ask you something. Why are you alive?
John Preston: I live to safeguard the continuity of this society, to serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel! 'Cause you have never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking
Robbie Preston: I saw a boy crying today at school. He didn't no anyone saw. But I saw. Should I report him?
John Preston: Unquestionably.
funny:
(south park)
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
(holy grail)
Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jeruselem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
Centurion: [giggle]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well you seem awfully sure, have you checked?
Centurion: I think its a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus. (guards giggle)
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."
[guard laughs]
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THATS IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!
a few more:
cool quotes:
(all from Equilibrium, one of my favs)
DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance are now its destroyer and along with them, you've given me yourself... calmly... coolly... Entirely without incident.
John Preston: No...
[Polygraph goes dead]
Technician: Oh... s**t!
John Preston: Not with out incident.
Mary: Let me ask you something. Why are you alive?
John Preston: I live to safeguard the continuity of this society, to serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel! 'Cause you have never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking
Robbie Preston: I saw a boy crying today at school. He didn't no anyone saw. But I saw. Should I report him?
John Preston: Unquestionably.
funny:
(south park)
Cartman: If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, 'Hey. Why don't you stop ... dressing me like a mailman ... uh, and making me dance for you ... while you go and ... smoke crack in your bedroom ... and have sex with ... some guy ... I don't even know. On my dad's bed.
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all.
(holy grail)
Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
Pontius Pilate: So, youw fawtha was a Woman. Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jeruselem Garrison.
Pontius Pilate: What was his name?
Brian: Nottius Maximus, sir.
Centurion: [giggle]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion do you have anyone in your gawwison by that name?
Centurion: No, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well you seem awfully sure, have you checked?
Centurion: I think its a joke, sir. Sort of like... uh... Sillius Sodus, or Biggus Dickus. (guards giggle)
Pontius Pilate: What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus?"
Centurion: Its a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus."
[guard laughs]
Pontius Pilate: WIGHT! THATS IT!
Centurion: Oh, but sir...
Pontius Pilate: No, no, no. I want him fighting weally, wild, wavish animals by the mowning!
Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by BlisTer on Fri Jun 11th at 12:28pm 2004
Posted by BlisTer on Fri Jun 11th at 12:28pm 2004
it's life of brian ofcourse....(and for some reason i cant edit it :/ )
Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by Forceflow on Fri Jun 11th at 1:34pm 2004
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Posted by Forceflow on Fri Jun 11th at 1:34pm 2004
Hey Blister ... from Belgium too, I see !
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by wil5on on Fri Jun 11th at 1:48pm 2004
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Posted by wil5on on Fri Jun 11th at 1:48pm 2004
Just remembered:
"Homer Simpson doenst say b'oh, he says... d'oh!" - C. M. Burns, The Simpsons
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Re: This thread is dedicated to famous one liners..
Posted by BlisTer on Fri Jun 11th at 11:16pm 2004
Posted by BlisTer on Fri Jun 11th at 11:16pm 2004
yup forceflow.... i think i even remember you from the pandora tfc forum a long time ago.. am i right ?
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