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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sat Jun 26th at 7:55pm 2004

The worst 3 shows on planet earth I have ever seen ever, happen to be animes...

3: Poke'mon

Color quality: It's like playing an HLDM map that has just Babtech textures...

Fact: Shows been around since... 98? It still hasn't ended...

How to survive:

1. This is one of those shows where your freind comes over, and as soon as this anime comes on, you go into a mad fit, rip the TV off the wall, and tear apart all the esential wires.

2. Eat moldy gum. The effect will astonish you into un-awareness...

2: Serial Experiment Lain

Color Quality: It's like comparing a VolksWagon to a Viper... Interesting looking, but theres much much better out there.

What it's about: Call the police. Or call the producer. Somebody.

(Or drive down to your lawyer, and file a law suit against the creator. Hell, call them up at dinner time. They love this. )

How to survive: Words fail me. Smashing razor sharp diet coke cans with your bare feet could possibly be one of the many ways to not *choke* to death while watching this one...

*drum roleeeee*

1: Boogi Pop Phantom

Color quality: *gasp*

What it's about: *dies*

You just might be able to survive this one via' gnawing off one of your legs... If all else fails, do this

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Posted by scary_jeff on Sat Jun 26th at 8:12pm 2004

I don't have a top 3, but 'ChiPs 2000' has to be up there somewhere



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sat Jun 26th at 8:13pm 2004

Oh dear... I have a bad feeling that I'm not going to know ANY of the shows that are gonna be listed... : (I don't watch enough tv ) [addsig]



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Posted by Campaignjunkie on Sat Jun 26th at 8:28pm 2004

There's this show on MTV called "Your Face or Mine", shown pretty late (like 2 AM). The central concept is comparing attractive people to each other, "voting" on who is better. Sounds like a WONDERFUL premise to attract viewers, right? Only thing is, they overlay all kinds of horrible blue-chrome CG effects onto the whole show. There's gaudy looking holograms and panels popping up everywhere... Really disgusting. Easily one of the worst uses of CG on TV that I've ever seen. And that's ignoring the show's superficial premise in the first place! [addsig]



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sat Jun 26th at 8:38pm 2004

Big Brother

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Stargate SG-1 (Sorry, I had to say it, I can't stand it) [addsig]



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Posted by Gorbachev on Sat Jun 26th at 10:38pm 2004

Queer eye

What not to wear

Any reno show (except This Old House)

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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Sat Jun 26th at 10:49pm 2004

Umm.. TV in general I'd rather stare at a blank wall. it's a bit more interesting, and a good deal more productive. [addsig]



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sat Jun 26th at 11:23pm 2004

? posted by Tracer Bullet
Umm.. TV in general I'd rather stare at a blank wall. it's a bit more interesting, and a good deal more productive.

Most of the TV in general now a days is pretty pointless any way.

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Posted by SumhObo on Sun Jun 27th at 2:09am 2004

Can't stand most reality TV, the exception being prank-based shows. My idea of the perfect Big Brother would be 100 people in the "House", with only 10 people's worth of food delivered each day and legal immunity from assault/battery for all contestants. A person is evicted each 10 minutes, as well as people who choose to leave or require medical attention. This may actually make the show watchable...



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 27th at 2:17am 2004

three worse movies ever..

1) attack of the killer tomatoes.
2) zoolander
3) starship troopers 2

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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Jun 27th at 2:43am 2004

? posted by Orpheus

three worse movies ever..

1) attack of the killer tomatoes.
2) zoolander
3) starship troopers 2

Did I read that right...

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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 27th at 3:05am 2004

? posted by G.Ballblue
? posted by Orpheus

three worse movies ever..

1) attack of the killer tomatoes.
2) zoolander
3) starship troopers 2

Did I read that right...

click here and see

sound clip from movie

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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Jun 27th at 3:45am 2004

*gasp*

*dies*

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Posted by Cassius on Sun Jun 27th at 6:29am 2004

Pokemon owns you and your extended family, Lain is f**ked up, Zoolander was an instant classic, you suck, the end.

Bad show? Gorgeous George. Search for this on the Something Awful forums; the show itself sucks, the prank calls they get are hilarious. I watched Pitch Black, the prequel to the recent Chronicles of Riddick; besides being a much better film in general, this movie had at least two parts where you laugh out loud at how genius Riddick's style is. Is it a TV show? No. Is this a reply? Yes.





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Posted by Dietz on Sun Jun 27th at 6:35am 2004

? posted by Orpheus

three worse movies ever..

1) attack of the killer tomatoes.
2) zoolander
3) starship troopers 2

Zoolander is a classic. We can no longer be friends.





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Posted by $loth on Sun Jun 27th at 6:46am 2004

Hmmm...worst show...lets start with...
1.Dragon ballocks Z
2.All of those shows were it is just a bunch of people in church argggg they are annoying!
3.The golden girls.

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Posted by Rumple on Sun Jun 27th at 7:02am 2004

? originally by G.Ballblue
How do you survive 'em

I just dont watch them
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Posted by Crono on Sun Jun 27th at 9:25am 2004

G.B. you should be punched in the face. Lain and Boogiepop are amazing series.

Shows that actually suck:

1. Anything on MTV except Spider-man (that show is f**king awesome).

2. Justice League

3. Every sitcom ever

4. Especially Mad about you (what a piece of s**t!!)

5. The WB network's entire lineup

6. Every reality show ever

8. Mutant X

9. Xena

10. The entire sci-fi channel (except maybe one or two shows ... maybe)

Shall I continue?
Just because you didn't like/understand Lain or Boogiepop doesn't mean they're bad.

By the way, that wasn't an insult. They're pretty confusing series' [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Jun 27th at 11:09am 2004

? posted by Dietz
? posted by Orpheus

three worse movies ever..

1) attack of the killer tomatoes.
2) zoolander
3) starship troopers 2

Zoolander is a classic. We can no longer be friends.

*gasps*

I will try to struggle on without you dietz, it will be tough, but.. *sniff*

you crack me up... still.

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Posted by Juim on Sun Jun 27th at 11:53am 2004

1.Cop Rock

Steven Bochco wins the prize for the all time greatest turd on T.V. Look it up. Real serious cop show with singing.

2.Americas next top model.

Or any reality based program for that matter, however, this group of vapid self absorbed binks takes the cake.

3. Armageddon.

Michael Bay directing. Nuff said.

4. Hudson hawk.

Bruce Willis thought he was undefeatable. This movie almost took him off the A-list.

5. The last two batman movies.

What were they thinking?. Did the guys who write the checks ever see the dailies for these films? They were like a gay fantasia stage production.

6. Showgirls.

It's hard to get aroused when your whincing so much from the sheer spectacle of this movie.






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