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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Jul 21st at 1:22am 2004

Unfortunately, I had already become infected, and blood was streaming from every orifice. However since my blood was actualy composed of hydroflouric acid (I had a transplant a while back if you remember) It desolved any part of the microfilm that I touched. I needed help so I...



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jul 21st at 1:36am 2004

...called to He-Man for help in finding my other shoe, because... [addsig]



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Posted by Skeletor on Wed Jul 21st at 1:42am 2004

SKELETOR was pwning my mothAr.



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jul 21st at 1:48am 2004

And he was wearing a ridiculous bright blue t-shirt. [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Jul 21st at 4:31am 2004

In the end, I decided to igonre the orgastic screams of "please Skel, hit me harder! harder!" it was not, I thought, somthing which He-Man (aka Cassius ) should be exposed to. I settled for his help reading the micro film. Aside from thinking Skelator might simply die from the smell of it, I wanted my shoe because it contained an inflatable bio-chemistry laborotory in which I could whip up the vaccine for the horibblie ebola like virus that was mercilisly eating my insides. It sort of felt like rats were trying to knaw their way out, and I thought I'd like to be rid of it. So once I had my shoe, and my 400 pound mother had quieted down some (Ahhhh, Skeellaaator... throaty and stisfied (I've no idea how he found it under all her rolls)) I began my task only to find that I was missing a vital ingredient. The...



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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 21st at 4:42am 2004

$50 starter fee ... [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 21st at 7:53am 2004

...which doesn't really amount to anything substantial, considering inflation. I was able to scrounge it up from under the sofa cushions and before you knew it... [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Wed Jul 21st at 8:33am 2004

My vacine was complete, in the form of...... Adam Sandler! [addsig]



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Posted by matt on Wed Jul 21st at 2:59pm 2004

I swallowed the vaccine whole, and as well as curing the before-mentioned-couldn't-be-bothered-to-go-back-and-look-disease/miss-hap, I now had a lovely mullet of hair growing out of my head, just like monqui....



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Posted by Atrocity on Thu Jul 22nd at 4:11am 2004

but then it started to decay and fall off and i decided to change my name to lep. were i ran this uber-kingdom of people who make level design when they get free time. I realized that the antidote was missing the key ingredient..... [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Thu Jul 22nd at 5:20am 2004

common sense. [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Thu Jul 22nd at 5:30am 2004

And, common sense dictates that I was hallucinating. That's right- hallucinating. There never was any mullet on my head to begin with, thank god, nor did I ever change my name. Now that I was back to my former healthy self, I decided to take common sense one step further and get rid of this stupid itchy thong. I felt so liberated that I... [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Jul 22nd at 5:53am 2004

...Decided to go for an even more liberating skinny dip at a nearby all-girls college swiming pool. Those who were there seemd to like the look of me, and the feeling was mututal, so I...



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Posted by Crono on Thu Jul 22nd at 6:36am 2004

jumped in. Little did I know, in the year 2050 there was a human crisis, everyone was too prude to touch another person and the human race almost died, so the pamplet said that I read at the doctors office. The blood that I now had in my veins also worked as a human 'seed', if you will.

I think I just gained some offspring ... [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Fri Jul 23rd at 5:53am 2004

... It was a pretty cool all-girls college, and about a dozen beautiful women joined me in the pool. We played Marco Polo, and lots of other fantastic water sports like... ...water volleyball and... [addsig]



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Posted by SumhObo on Fri Jul 23rd at 7:52am 2004

...completely free, unbridled, unprotected...



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Posted by $loth on Fri Jul 23rd at 9:44am 2004

Water Wrestling......

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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Sun Jul 25th at 1:22am 2004

Unfortunatly for me, (and the rest of the world) an islamic terrorist planted a fifty gigaton thermonuclear warhead on the leading edge of the moon. the impulse from this stupendous detonation caused it to loose just enough otbital velocity so that it spiraled into the earth. Before I could lay hands on any one of those beautifull girls, the earth was utterly destroyed. If you're wondering, this story was written down by my immortal soul. Unfortunatly, thermodynamics is relentless, and I expect entopy to devour my over-organized being momentarily.

--The end--





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Posted by Cassius on Tue Jul 27th at 5:15am 2004

OR IS IT



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Posted by Crono on Tue Jul 27th at 6:37am 2004



Starring






... [addsig]




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