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Posted by $loth on Wed Jul 14th at 12:39pm 2004

A cave, i could see one in the distance, i told the bi*ch to stop eating snow and get moving, she grabbed both our bags and was off, i trailed behind her, we reached the cave and found it to be.... [addsig]



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Posted by JFry on Wed Jul 14th at 12:41pm 2004

Pauly Shore racing up the hill on his snowmobile. He hops off and...



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Posted by DesPlesda on Wed Jul 14th at 1:04pm 2004

promptly ejaculates, "Good lord! I appear to have become teleported into the article wasteland! I also seem to have become intensely british! What the deuce?" He turns and stares at Britney eating the snow, and



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Posted by gimpinthesink on Wed Jul 14th at 1:06pm 2004

says "What the bloody hell are you doing here get off my land" in a cornish accent.
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jul 14th at 1:28pm 2004

and Britney exploded in front of his eyes! "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!" she screamed.
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Posted by Leperous on Wed Jul 14th at 1:30pm 2004

His hitherto-unheard-of man-servant Baldrick, who was masticating furiously at the time, started to become concerned at the innuendo and pointlessness of it all. He promptly whipped out his



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 3:22pm 2004

--- no -- wait! He coud'nt whip anything out! He didn't have anything!! His only hope now was to [addsig]



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Posted by gimpinthesink on Wed Jul 14th at 3:47pm 2004

find santa and try to convice him that he had been a good boy. But it didn't all to to plan and...
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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 3:50pm 2004

all of a sudden a zombie walked by! He coiled up in fear, but it only said "Hai" and then [addsig]



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Jul 14th at 3:50pm 2004

...he exploded.

"That was a tad premature" Santa thought, so he decided that... [addsig]



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 4:07pm 2004

he was born with it.

Sant agreed to let him drive his sleigh, but the problem was that

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Posted by gimpinthesink on Wed Jul 14th at 4:12pm 2004

Rudolfs nose had gone out and no one had any matches to relight it
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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 4:16pm 2004

so santa decided to send him on a quest to get some matches and lighter fluid, and of all places, santa chose [addsig]



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Posted by matt on Wed Jul 14th at 5:08pm 2004

a c**kney market trader, who just happened to be there selling matches and lightning rods. Once the lightning rod had been attached to rudolf's nose...





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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 5:43pm 2004

...we all just sat around on the reindeer, waiting for a thunderstorm to ignite Rudy's nose and when it finally did we... [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Jul 14th at 5:56pm 2004

...were all made ridged as oak planks as forty million volts caused all our muscles to contract violently and uncontrollably. all hair was singed from our bodies and the smell of burning charred flesh hung sickly in the air. it was only then that we realized that...





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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 6:46pm 2004

if somebody didn't pry us up off the sleigh QUICK we were in big trouble, when santa realized this, he said: "Ho ho ho looks like santa lost a little belly fat." then we saw britaney! She was alive!

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Posted by Hugh on Wed Jul 14th at 6:47pm 2004

...there were two clumps of hair placed under Britney's armpits... did this make her a man, or simply a hairy woman? To find out, I decided to consult the...



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Posted by Campaignjunkie on Wed Jul 14th at 6:58pm 2004

hallucinogenic gnome standing on my shoulder. He responded "Well, you're pathetic enough to tap her either way." I nodded and giggled like a little Japanese school-girl. Apparently the cold was warping my mind into an acid-trip-like state. In the distance I could see [addsig]



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Posted by Hugh on Wed Jul 14th at 7:13pm 2004

garbage cans... and they were getting closer. Apparently, garbage loves company. I took out my gun, slammed a nickel roll in, and opened fire. The garbage cans didn't stand a chance against the onslaught. The courts decided to try me for manslaughter... self-defense doesn't fly with a garbage can. Soon after I was put into the psychiatric ward, where I met




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