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Posted by Rumple on Sat Aug 7th at 1:34pm 2004

I woke up and realised running into the door was a dream, I thought Bond aint clumsy and realised i was still strapped to the table but my Luger was gone...
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Posted by Biological Component on Sun Aug 8th at 6:01am 2004

because I had actually dropped it, then fainted at the thought of a shrinking room.

Now that I was conscious again, I thought to myself, "What would Bond do in a situation like this?"

I chewed through the straps holding me down and ran through the door after opening it. [addsig]



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Crono on Sun Aug 8th at 6:15am 2004

I stopped about a minute away from the room and realized I never picked up my gun. I ran as fast as my psuedoMI6 agent legs could carry me.

As I reached the lab where I left, the doctor was holding the luger.
"But I shot you ... in the eye!", I exclaimed.
The doctor tried to explain the situation, but the gaping hole in his face was too much to look at.

The bits and pieces summed up from what I heard in between vomiting was that he's a zombie. "Wheres that damn ANT when I need it?", I thought as the doctor began to approach me, most likely to ... [addsig]



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Atrocity on Tue Aug 10th at 11:56am 2004

punch him so i c**ked back my fist and threw a haymaker..... and s**t it went through his damn face! [addsig]



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Posted by myrmidon on Tue Aug 10th at 7:40pm 2004

Quite amazing, I know, but rather ordinary if you think about it, because there is something I'm not telling you. [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Wed Aug 11th at 1:00am 2004

The character Will Smith played in I, Robot is, in fact, me. Oh, and these shoes? Converse, vintage 2004. I owe my superhuman abilities in part to McDonalds, where you can get a cheeseburger for just 99 cents on Super Size Wednesdays.





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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed Aug 11th at 4:22am 2004

But being a corporate whore isn't easy. Sometimes, I just don't know what to do with all my ill gotten money. Maybe I'll...




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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Aug 11th at 6:21am 2004

...lop off my right ear, [addsig]



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Posted by Fjorn on Sun Aug 15th at 5:39am 2004

or maybe I'll do something less drastic, such as...




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Posted by Biological Component on Sun Aug 15th at 10:10am 2004

...get Botox injections... [addsig]



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sun Aug 15th at 1:12pm 2004

...instead, I decided to steal the popemobile, because it's bitchin'... [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Sun Aug 15th at 2:19pm 2004

Because i'm popeman!!!!!! with altar boy!!!! with holy water......and jesus discs! [addsig]



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Posted by Fjorn on Wed Sep 15th at 5:34am 2004

Shortly after I decided to stop the drugs...

When I reached my destination I saw ...




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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Cassius on Wed Sep 15th at 6:39am 2004

A man dancing a most peculiar dance. However I found myself compelled to join him in this dance as it was quite merry.



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Sep 15th at 7:23am 2004

However, doing that made me feel like a world class poof, so I felt obligated to shoot the man between the eyes.



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Sep 15th at 7:49am 2004

He got really mad, told me it stings, and merrily kicked me in the face. [addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Wed Sep 15th at 9:22am 2004

After recovering from the weak blow because I am such a wuse I found myself standing in Bill Gates refridgerator. I was the size of a plastic army man.



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Sep 15th at 9:35am 2004

Fortunatly there was a collection of barbies in there, so I wasn't completly without entertainment...



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Posted by Spartan on Wed Sep 15th at 10:20am 2004

After contracting Hepatitus B from the plastic figures I felt like seeing the new kick ass Resident Evil 2 movie. Luckily I new the mob boss err I mean manager of the theatre.



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Posted by Crono on Wed Sep 15th at 11:00am 2004

So, he paid me to see the movie, because he thought Nemesis was such a s**tty character ... for a movie. I thought it was poorly done, since it was ripped from a game and completely didn't work in the movie, but it seemed to be a nice nod to the fans.

Then he tried to pay me to see "The Village", so I kicked him in the balls.

I had forgotten that I put on knife tipped boots (thus the reason it isn't in this story until now) ... so I inadvertently gave this man a vasectomy ... and neutered him .... with a male hysterectomy all at once.

My leg began to cramp as it was logged in his crotch area ... it really started pissing me off since he was being such a pussy about it. He was a moron anyway, I suspect I did a good deed in ridding the world of his genes.

After my leg was dislodged I walked away leaving awesome blood footprints behind me. I decided to take his car because he was such a asshole. Once I got in ... [addsig]




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