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Posted by Fjorn on Wed Sep 15th at 5:11pm 2004

I saw a hit sqaud coming after me. No doubt that Theater owner hired them. I attempted to loose them by...




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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Spartan on Wed Sep 15th at 6:25pm 2004

Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Sep 15th at 7:18pm 2004

hotwiring the car, and teaching myself C++ programming, all at the same time. Needless to say, I got grape jelly all over my puffy white pirate shirt. [addsig]



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Posted by fishy on Wed Sep 15th at 7:28pm 2004

damn it all to damnation, i thought to myself, where the f**k is james browns g-string when i need it.



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Posted by gimpinthesink on Wed Sep 15th at 9:36pm 2004

Then I remembered I had left it hanging on the line to dry back home cos I had a little accident in it and it was begining to get a bit crusty and really needed a wash.

So on my way home to pick up the thong...
[addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Wed Sep 15th at 9:47pm 2004

I ran over an old lady. I stole her wallet because I thought it was funny. I forgot though that the midget death squad was still on my tail. So I painted myself just like the nearby brick wall. I used my C++ skills I learned in the car to add bump mapping to my body.



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Wed Sep 15th at 10:00pm 2004

When suddenly, Super Dead Sumo Kitty appeared and started making a mess of everything!

[addsig]



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Posted by fishy on Wed Sep 15th at 10:41pm 2004

and as i hate mess, there was nothing else to do but whip out my trusty rusty can opener





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Posted by Cassius on Thu Sep 16th at 12:03am 2004

"Surge?" said I, taking note of his dialogue bubble. "I prefer 7 Up."





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Posted by Biological Component on Fri Sep 17th at 4:38am 2004

To my astonishment & delight, the 7UP spot sprang forth from the dead kitten's gaping cranial wound.

[addsig]



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Posted by Pegs on Fri Sep 17th at 3:35pm 2004

But suddenly the 7up spot decided to replace the snark model and started to chase me, so i...... [addsig]



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Posted by Adam Hawkins on Fri Sep 17th at 3:48pm 2004

hid behind a breakdancing watermelon... [addsig]



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Posted by Loco on Fri Sep 17th at 5:50pm 2004

...which promptly kicked me in the head while break-dancing...
[addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Fri Sep 17th at 6:30pm 2004

So then I gave the watermelon to a family of black people.





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Posted by matt on Fri Sep 17th at 6:32pm 2004

Which promply whacked me on the head with the melon, telling me not to follow racist stereotypes.




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Posted by Spartan on Fri Sep 17th at 7:00pm 2004

But then I remember that I have some black friends and that I could or couldn't be black myself I decide to continue on my journey without further assault. (hopefully)

I made my way onto a battlefield where they were fighting with...





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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by fishy on Fri Sep 17th at 9:54pm 2004

........each other.

i decided to wait for the bus, but when it arrived i noticed that the driver had a slightly familiar appearance. i was about to say hello, when he jumped off the bus and slapped me around a bit with a rather wet and slimy trout, before he jumped back onto his bus and......................





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Posted by pepper on Fri Sep 17th at 10:07pm 2004

and drove away leaving me behind wiht just a little.......



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Spartan on Fri Sep 17th at 11:55pm 2004

PENIS...



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Posted by Knare on Sat Sep 18th at 12:12am 2004

which i then poured mircale grow on it and... [addsig]




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