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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Biological Component on Sat Sep 18th at 12:30am 2004

promptly lost promptly my promptly mind, promptly. [addsig]



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Posted by Knare on Sat Sep 18th at 12:31am 2004

so then i randomly coughed and then... [addsig]



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Posted by Crackerjack on Sat Sep 18th at 1:12am 2004

doves flew out of my mouth, shinning a radiant white light, theo flew off and ended their journey in a city where the sat on the branch, looked around and then.... [addsig]



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Sep 19th at 1:32am 2004

I awoke.

It appeared I was having a somewhat strange, and poorley structured dream. I woke up, on the floor, of an old wooden dimely lit room, with a swinging lamp in it.

"Not again!" I said. "But wait. If that was a dream, what have I ACTUALLY done, and what was part of that dream!?"

I...

[addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Sun Sep 19th at 4:09am 2004

...slapped myself in the face a couple of times, while my vision gradually returned from the strange hallucination of an empty room with a swinging light, a room which I was definitely NOT in at the time. I was in fact sitting in my den at my IBM computer typing out an insane, loosely interconnected, totally @#$%ed up story about my slightly exaggerated life in an online internet forum. It was about then that my monitor exploded, sending shards of razor-sharp glass at my face.

WHOOSH!

I blinked my eyes back open and gazed upon the detonated remains of my IBM computer monitor. I blinked thrice more and turned my head. There stood Ivan, my associate, and fellow assassin. It was his sword that had deflected those deadly shards of glass. Ivan's ancient samurai sword was now hanging in its resting place, a sheathe along his back.

"They're on to us," Ivan said in his usual grim fashion.

"I know," I replied. [addsig]



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Sep 19th at 4:53am 2004

*reads thread title and dies* [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Sun Sep 19th at 7:40am 2004

So I decided to slap blueballs for de-railing the thread and jump out of a window in the corner of the room, I cut myself with shards of glass from where we had to smash it open whilst I jumped out, we landed in a unusual pile on the floor and headed for the nearest... [addsig]



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Posted by Loco on Sun Sep 19th at 8:06am 2004

...shopping trolley...
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Posted by matt on Sun Sep 19th at 10:51am 2004

Which was when I woke up, only to discover....
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Posted by OtZman on Sun Sep 19th at 10:58am 2004

that I'd peed my pants.
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Posted by Cassius on Sun Sep 19th at 4:47pm 2004

? posted by $loth
So I decided to slap blueballs for de-railing the thread

(Bravo)





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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Sep 19th at 4:50pm 2004

It turned out the reason I had peed my pants was because I was such great fun punchin' some guy called cassius in the nose. Why I did, I'm not to sure. Once I was done with that, we got back on track and proceded to the shopping cart... [addsig]



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Posted by pepper on Sun Sep 19th at 7:49pm 2004

wich has gotten his own life. it dorve away wiht all of my stuff in it.
i started running after it but i was blocked by........





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Posted by Spartan on Sun Sep 19th at 7:53pm 2004

a clip brush...



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Posted by OtZman on Sun Sep 19th at 7:57pm 2004

I tried to kick it apart with my almighty,clip brush destroying, kick, but...
[addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Sun Sep 19th at 10:46pm 2004

I stubbed my toe. So instead I ate the clip brush and it tasted like....





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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sun Sep 19th at 10:48pm 2004

a NULL brush. Odd. It had been a null brush actually, because if it had been a clip brush, my foot, ak - a , me, should have passed right through it... (Since my foot is attached to me, there for, I am attacking it.) [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Sun Sep 19th at 11:00pm 2004

^^^

ur my hero





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Posted by Pegs on Mon Sep 20th at 8:02am 2004

But it wrapped round my foot, after that i found out that it was another Transforming Ant and i decided to use it by..... [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Mon Sep 20th at 9:58am 2004

Following it to Cybertron, The Gamma Rays in the Earth's atmosphere destroyed the mysterious mapping block.

Once on Cybertron, I was kindly introduced to Optimus Prime. I forgot how friendly that ant race was. I was informed of the plight that Cybertron was facing with the Decepticons, So I made a deal. Optimus hesitantly agreed to my plot. I offered him my abilities to fight the Decepticons in return for him assassinating a selected list of annoying individuals back on Earth.

We flew back to Earth in haste, I decided to observe Optimus at work to make sure he got the job done.

The first target was ... (make it good ...) [addsig]




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