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Posted by Cassius on Tue Oct 5th at 4:42am 2004

the turnip suddenly turned into a penis. MINE





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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Tue Oct 5th at 6:50am 2004

The turnip had simply been a clever disguise by the evil censors that rule this world in an effort to keep the story clean of explicit sexuality for the younger, more impressionable children of this strange universe. Unfortunatly the turnip wasn't a viable switch becasue it just didn't fit in Britny's mouth with the same familiarity that my penis did. I got the distinct impression that she'd done this before... many times...





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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Orpheus on Tue Oct 5th at 10:10am 2004

? posted by Cassius

the turnip suddenly turned into a penis. MINE

EDITORS NOTE: I fixed Mr. Cassius's reply to better reflect the accuracy of the situation, please continue as if he typed it correctly the first time..

thankyou,
the management.

[addsig]



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Mephs on Tue Oct 5th at 5:14pm 2004

Something was deeply, deeply, wrong with me. That devilish Dr. Nick had obviously drugged me. Mustering all my inner strength, I could feel myself slipping out of this strange vegetable pornography trance, only to find myself in a padded cell with no way out...




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Posted by Dark Tree on Fri Oct 8th at 9:04pm 2004

...and next to me in the padded room was Pennywise the clown....or was that just Mephs.... [addsig]



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Posted by Fjorn on Sat Oct 9th at 6:16am 2004

Either way, I was sure to go mad...

In a desperate bid to escape I...




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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Tue Oct 12th at 9:24pm 2004

...took out my trusty cheese grater and tor my way to freedom!



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Posted by Fjorn on Sun Nov 28th at 10:58am 2004

after days of using a cheese grater on the stone wall while the doctor looked on in amusment, I got quite upset.

Just then I heard the doctor ask me a question, "Are you done yet?"

That was the last straw, I flew into a rage and then I...




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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by fraggard on Sun Nov 28th at 11:12am 2004

resurrected a dead topic.




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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Nov 29th at 7:15am 2004

Which proceeded to go on babbling nonsensically, as topics were wont to do in those days. Then Dr. Nick.. [addsig]



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Posted by Mephs on Mon Nov 29th at 3:55pm 2004

..who was terrified of the threads unnatural long life and strange ability to be resurrected... [addsig]



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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Mon Nov 29th at 9:52pm 2004

...caused the universe to collapse o itself, therefore ending this excuse for a topic. THE END. [addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Mon Nov 29th at 9:55pm 2004

Luckily The Snarkpit 2 located in a parallel universe continued the growth of the canceres thread. [addsig]



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Posted by Gwil on Mon Nov 29th at 10:17pm 2004

Here comes the bouncy ball of thread resurrection!

Let's shoot it down, clay pigeon stylee.


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