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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 2:34am 2004

The blackness fades from my eyes as I awaken in an unfamiliar place. Rubbing my eyes I look around. It is a small, empty room with a wooden door. There is no furniture nor any windows- nothing but a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling which illuminates the plain, white walls. I start walking for the door... [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jul 14th at 4:46am 2004

when suddenly i notice a faint, but distinct noise. i listen to it for a while, in the hopes that i can detect the general direction it originates from. Upon reaching the door i find that its.. [addsig]



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Posted by Hugh on Wed Jul 14th at 5:11am 2004

A land shark! I run into the living room and grab my trusty harpoon gun off the wall when SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE





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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Campaignjunkie on Wed Jul 14th at 6:16am 2004

... Britney Spears opens a secret floor hatch, takes hold of my hand, and leads me down to a secret underground... [addsig]



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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Wed Jul 14th at 6:19am 2004

passage. I notice the dampness of the walls once a drop falls on my forehead, but we press on anyways. Once we reach the end I see something I never would have dreamt possible. She



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Posted by Hugh on Wed Jul 14th at 6:42am 2004

pulled out a machine gun and started blasting all the zombie alien hybrid creatures which were swarming out of the walls like some form of STD. Behind her



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Posted by $loth on Wed Jul 14th at 6:50am 2004

Gordon freeman appears! with a head crab munching on his brains, i pull out a machine gun when suddenly...

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Posted by Campaignjunkie on Wed Jul 14th at 7:11am 2004

Britney pulls out a boombox and begins playing her newest song! The headcrab immediately shrivels up and all of the zombie alien hybrids explode from the madness. Fortunately, I decided to fill the boombox full of bullets. Britney immediately exclaimed: [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 7:21am 2004

"I'm a whore!" ... we pressed on into the zombie smitten darkness. [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 7:37am 2004

Finally, Britney and I come upon the Boss Zombie, within his mildew-ecrusted underground lair. He demands a human sacrifice and I volunteer Ms. Spears without hesitation. Several zombie slaves start turning a huge crank and the floor begins to slide open. Britney is screaming with well-deserved terror and then... [addsig]



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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Wed Jul 14th at 7:57am 2004

I come to my senses and realize that Britney may not be a good musician, but she has many... intangibles... that need... utilizing... and is too important to just sacrifice like any old woman. I yell to the Boss Zombie, saying "I've got a better person to sacrifice!" and point at...



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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 8:21am 2004

Michael Bay who just happened to be standing behind the zombie lord. [addsig]



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Posted by Dark Tree on Wed Jul 14th at 8:23am 2004

Dr. Phil. As my outreached finger pointed at the middle aged psycho on the big underground T.V., Phils' large white bulbous balding head was beaming entrancing rays of evil into the minds of the zombies, who then, alsmost 2 seconds away from ending Ms. Spears career, decided to...

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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 8:45am 2004

...return the Michael Bay mask to Dr. Phil, because although he is an evil doctor, he is a jolly evil doctor. [addsig]



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Posted by Leperous on Wed Jul 14th at 9:45am 2004

One good thing that could be said of the zombie lord is that he does make exceedingly good cakes, but





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Posted by Hugh on Wed Jul 14th at 9:52am 2004

cakes are a leading cause of obesity, and lord knows that obese people can't



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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Jul 14th at 10:05am 2004

eat young women, or old ones either for that matter.. as i look at the cakes i notice that they contain rice.. "RICE" i exclaim, "who ever heard of zombies eating rice cakes?" [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Wed Jul 14th at 10:05am 2004

The zombies eat the rice cakes and save the human sacrafice for later, allowing me and ms.spears to go free if she does one task

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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 10:21am 2004

... MURDER SANTA CLAUS ... we were off to the north pole immediately, via the small teleporter she hid somewhere on her body. [addsig]



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Posted by SumhObo on Wed Jul 14th at 11:21am 2004

Daymn this place is cold. "This place is f**king cold, like, yeah," Britney exclaims. "Hey, eating stuff makes you warm - lets eat the snow!" Of course, she is perfectly dressed for the situation in a miniskirt and microtop. I leave her to eating the snow, and look around us to find...





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