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Posted by Biological Component on Sat Jul 17th at 3:17am 2004

...ripped his shirt down the front, with a menacing look on his face, scaring the Nazi pansies away, and giving me my freedom.

Being free of the evil doers, I now had the opportunity to... [addsig]



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Posted by gimpinthesink on Sat Jul 17th at 9:23am 2004

find a clean pair of underware cos with all those Nazi's coming after me I seem to have soiled meself
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Posted by $loth on Sat Jul 17th at 9:54am 2004

I searched all the nazis, but found no clean underwear, it seems that they never wash, those smelly bast*rds, I walked over towards brown and checked him, he seemed to waering a bright green thong, i took it of him and headed over towards the toilet to wash it. [addsig]



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Posted by gimpinthesink on Sat Jul 17th at 1:20pm 2004

but with them being Nazi's that never washed they had riped out all the sinks so my only hope was to find a stream.
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Posted by Biological Component on Sat Jul 17th at 6:24pm 2004

The only stream within a 500 km radius happened to be pirana-infested. But I am a manly man, so I jumped right into the water and [addsig]



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Posted by scary_jeff on Sat Jul 17th at 6:32pm 2004

poked each pirana in the eye one by one with a coctail stick, before getting out the other side of the river and BBQing them



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Posted by ReNo on Sat Jul 17th at 6:37pm 2004

slightly. [addsig]



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Posted by matt on Sat Jul 17th at 6:42pm 2004

And adding lots of lovely barbeque source to add to the flavour.



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Posted by fishy on Sat Jul 17th at 8:32pm 2004

when the bbq sauce was finished, i had a thought, and examined the green thong that i had recovered from james brown. no bbq sauce, the stream had washed them clean, and in doing so, had revealed a secret.......





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Posted by $loth on Sat Jul 17th at 9:08pm 2004

Formulae, on how to....

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Posted by Crono on Sat Jul 17th at 9:30pm 2004

destroy the world.

Coupled with this and minor super human powered I gained (the burnt bones grew back and I was stronger) I decided to hold the World leaders at the UN hostage until they sent me some back guys to take out ... or else. The meeting went something like this: .... [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Sun Jul 18th at 6:43am 2004

"Uh, well, gentlemen, our leaders are now being held hostage. I know they are the ones who usually hold these meetings and stuff, but now the task lies on our shoulders. It is our responsibility to do whatever we think they would have done. All in favor of raiding the kitchen for icecream so we can think this over better, say, 'aye'!"

"Aye!"

"All against, say, 'nay'."

"..."

Being unanimous, they head off for the U.N. kitchen [addsig]



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Posted by gimpinthesink on Sun Jul 18th at 11:15am 2004

but to there horror they found that they only had a spoonfull of ice cream left and there was currently a international ice cream shortage.

All hell broke lose in that kitchen over the last pice of icecream and...
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Posted by fishy on Sun Jul 18th at 11:27am 2004

before there was any resolve made on who gets the last of the ice cream, several delegates had declared war on each other. canada, france, belgium, and watford had all been nuked.

i knew it was time to......





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Posted by Gwil on Sun Jul 18th at 12:38pm 2004

exact my plan for world peace and crack out the family sized tub of Ben and Jerrys I had stashed in my freezer. However, I discovered with great shock that "family size" equated to about 3 teaspoons worth..

In such times of need I turned to my friend,
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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sun Jul 18th at 1:28pm 2004

captin jack daniels. We'd been through some tough times together, fighting crazed tramps for bread and unearthing corpses for a bit of...




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Posted by yompk on Sun Jul 18th at 1:37pm 2004

coffee [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Sun Jul 18th at 7:15pm 2004

After a few swigs, I realized that world peace wasn't all that important, and that I rather liked loud bangs and mushroom clouds, so I...



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Posted by fishy on Sun Jul 18th at 7:43pm 2004

thought of all that piranha and bbq sause that i ate, decided to get down on my back, draw my knees up to my chin, place a lighted match to my arse and let rrrrip.

as the flame rose, it lit up quite clearly hiding in one of the corners, a ................





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Posted by Cassius on Sun Jul 18th at 7:56pm 2004

beautiful woman. She was






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