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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Tue Jul 27th at 6:40am 2004





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Posted by Atrocity on Tue Jul 27th at 1:13pm 2004

and then this crazy ass old guy started walking down the street towards the first showing of.... the story. This crazy old man happened to be...... DUN DUN DUN!...... [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Tue Jul 27th at 2:21pm 2004

Kevin Costner! [addsig]



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Tue Jul 27th at 2:23pm 2004

So I shot him on general principle. I mean, just look at The Postman! What was he thinking?! [addsig]



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Posted by fraggard on Tue Jul 27th at 5:25pm 2004

After which I decided that the ideal way for me to spend an idle week would be to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! So I recruited two clowns and a monkey to help me start. First step towards world domination, ...



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Posted by Biological Component on Tue Jul 27th at 8:33pm 2004



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Posted by Atrocity on Tue Jul 27th at 11:44pm 2004

the moneky beat the s**t out of the clowns because they looked like ICP. then the monkey joined forces with MC hammer, Vanilla Ice, and Mr. T. The reason for their plot to take over the world was because chuck norris was goign ot beat them to it..... lets face no one likes chuck norris. anyways, their arch enemy planned on taking over the world with a global gift card scheme known as simons, he has already taken down the us government and parts of Bulgaria he has also broght his massive armies of ethepoien children and overweight people of the world, and leading general MacGyver we have no chance...... we have no chance to survive make your time.......

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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 28th at 5:08am 2004

machine now!" [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Wed Jul 28th at 9:07am 2004

Just as we were planning the design of the time machine [ i wanted it to be pink ] Insane clown posse jumped to life and slaughtered MC. hammer for his terrible rhymes, decapitated Mr.T for his OTT acting which left vinnila ice to run outta the door soiling himself and shouting some rather inadaquete language.

[addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Wed Jul 28th at 2:48pm 2004

Then ICP realized their music sux. [addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Wed Jul 28th at 3:22pm 2004

And made an worthy attemped of jumping of the statue of liberty, whilst taking eminem down with them. Thus ending thier career, and eminems. [addsig]



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Posted by fishy on Wed Jul 28th at 4:20pm 2004

slowly, the blackness fades from my eyes as I awaken in an unfamiliar, but at the same time, not so unfamiliar, place.

a dull pain, vivid images of nazi-chickens, molecular ants, and smart blondes, were all competing for ownership of my brain. maybe i'd been spiked with something. Rubbing my eyes I look around to see where i am.

It is a small, empty room with a wooden door. There is no furniture nor any windows- nothing but a lightbulb hanging from the ceiling which illuminates the plain, white walls. I start walking for the door.............................................





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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 28th at 9:10pm 2004

and an overwhelming feeling of d?j? vu comes over me. "Am I in some kind of alternate reality?" I cant help but wonder to myself.

Opening the door (for the 3rd time), I look through and see the inside of a movie theatre. I step inside and, closing the door behind me, I notice the lit-up sign above my head saying, "EXIT". [addsig]



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Posted by myrmidon on Sat Jul 31st at 2:20am 2004

I then take a seat and start watching... [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sat Jul 31st at 2:26am 2004

tramps fight to the death over precious and perhaps delicious kernels of popcorn. Watching their entertaining albeit malnourished tussle I realize...




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Posted by Campaignjunkie on Sat Jul 31st at 4:08am 2004

... I've transformed into an especially buttery and delicious kernel of popcorn! The tramps slowly begin to sniff the air, pinpointing my location. I tried to run, but I was a f**king piece of popcorn! They slowly surrounded me, salivating like dogs! Over time, however...
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Posted by Fjorn on Sat Jul 31st at 8:01am 2004

...I started to grow into...




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Posted by $loth on Sat Jul 31st at 10:45am 2004

A temporary beanstalk, sprung over with lucious green tropical leaves [addsig]



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Posted by Atrocity on Mon Aug 2nd at 4:40pm 2004

i climbed this temporay beanstalk only to realize that it doesnt go anywehre and its only temporary, it started to dissappear as I got closer to the top..... [addsig]



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Posted by Fjorn on Mon Aug 2nd at 7:45pm 2004

As it started to fade away I wondered how I could be climbing myself, musing on this paradoxial question I reached the top of the rapidly fading beanstalk, there I saw...





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