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Posted by Fjorn on Wed Aug 4th at 7:52am 2004

Either that or I was halucinating being in a poorly remembered film...

Turning the corner I saw




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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Wed Aug 4th at 12:26pm 2004

A neurologists office. I entered cautiously and booked an appointment. A few hours later I learned my 'new ability' was actually a product of a severe brain lesion. I decided to...




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Posted by myrmidon on Thu Aug 5th at 12:55am 2004

leave my brain the way it was, because seeing sounds is pretty nice. [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Thu Aug 5th at 9:35pm 2004

but the doctor thought otherwise... [addsig]



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Posted by Fjorn on Fri Aug 6th at 6:07am 2004

and strapped me to the operating table, setting up his tools he asked me...




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Posted by Crono on Fri Aug 6th at 7:08am 2004

"Have you ever been interested in the exciting world of Scientific Medicine? I certainly could use an intern" ... [addsig]



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Posted by flashman on Fri Aug 6th at 10:59pm 2004

"...al probe to discover the reason for this rather exotic sensory anomaly. I shall now insert this..."



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Fri Aug 6th at 11:39pm 2004

"...albino drunken middle-aged irishman with a dashing hat..." [addsig]



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Posted by flashman on Sat Aug 7th at 12:24am 2004

"Nooooooooo" I screamed as the full horror of the situation dawned on me. "Not the hat! for Christ's sake make him remove the hat"!

The doctor grinned maliciously as he ....





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Posted by ReNo on Sat Aug 7th at 12:34am 2004

removed his hat. [addsig]



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Posted by 7dk2h4md720ih on Sat Aug 7th at 12:38am 2004

..to reveal another, smaller hat.




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Posted by fishy on Sat Aug 7th at 1:15am 2004

i decided to fake an orgasm



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Posted by flashman on Sat Aug 7th at 1:35am 2004

"Ahah, I perceive the smaller helmet is more to your taste, Mr Bond" said the doctor. "A condition not unknown to me. Perhaps I should..."



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Posted by myrmidon on Sat Aug 7th at 1:40am 2004

make an appointment for lunch with [addsig]



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Posted by flashman on Sat Aug 7th at 1:53am 2004

...Von Leibnitz, the maniacal milliner of Munchen. He has...."



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Posted by Biological Component on Sat Aug 7th at 2:07am 2004


...a stockpile of Funyuns, which are mighty tasty." [addsig]



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Posted by flashman on Sat Aug 7th at 2:37am 2004

My heart sank. What is an onion flavoured ring? How can this disturbing condition be circumvented? Taking a deep breath I...



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sat Aug 7th at 5:29am 2004

pulled out the lugar I had tucked in my pocket (as you remember, a ways back I popped a nazi) and put a bullet through his eye... again!

Now the problem was, I was still strapped down. No one to help, and traped in room that seem to get increasingly smaller by the moment, I...

[addsig]



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Posted by $loth on Sat Aug 7th at 6:45am 2004

remember he called me Mr.Bond, I thought to myself, what would bond do in a situation like this? I used the lugar to shoot of the cuffs holding me down to the table. And ran for the door. [addsig]



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sat Aug 7th at 11:56am 2004

And ran for the door is what I did. Right bloody into it.

Clumsy me, I've blacked out now. [addsig]




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