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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Mon Sep 20th at 10:18am 2004

...Crono.

It was a slow, miserable, lonely death as well.

The next on the list was Kage_Prototype, who died even slower and more painlfully than Crono (thought I'd save you the trouble ). [addsig]



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Posted by Captain P on Mon Sep 20th at 11:26am 2004

Too bad one of the two quickloaded... I'm not really sure wich of the two but it was a pretty straight action...

Anyway, so Optimus was contacted but his targets had now time to prepare...

[addsig]



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Posted by fishy on Mon Sep 20th at 11:35am 2004

slowly the ranks of snarkpitters diminished, and it looked like all was lost until the ninja-assasin ant reached Lep's name on the list. what to do? where to find him?

there had been rumours that he was holed up in a secret bunker somewhere, possibly reviewing maps, but they were only rumours. after chasing around the world several times in search of the ellusive snarkmaster, always one step behind him in a global trail of flakiness, the ant gave up and turned to his more sedate hobby of........





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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by fraggard on Mon Sep 20th at 12:07pm 2004

Contract Assasinations. fishy commisioned the ant to "hit"...



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Posted by matt on Mon Sep 20th at 1:18pm 2004

...The robot version of...
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Posted by Loco on Mon Sep 20th at 3:29pm 2004

...Barney the dinosaur!





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Posted by matt on Mon Sep 20th at 4:32pm 2004

And he said "I want your children, now come, and let me ravage you..." To which I screamed and said.... [addsig]



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Posted by Fjorn on Mon Sep 20th at 6:44pm 2004

"AHHHHH, You'll never get me alive!" I the ran to...




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Posted by $loth on Mon Sep 20th at 7:28pm 2004

His evil twin, barnard the parrot, who pecked his.... [addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Mon Sep 20th at 7:36pm 2004

Bag of dog food.



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Posted by OtZman on Mon Sep 20th at 7:42pm 2004

I stole his bag and continued my escape through the dark landscape. I then ...
[addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Mon Sep 20th at 10:05pm 2004

Made some home made cheese using a can of tomato soup and some saran wrap.



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Posted by Crono on Mon Sep 20th at 10:53pm 2004

As I took the plastic wrap off the oddly made cheese Optimus went berserk. He began rambling on about me not having purpose, when I had plenty ... I was the key to stopping the decepticons. His prime directive was then overridden by some other force and he tried attacking me! I kicked him in the throat and, to my surprise, it worked!
He started coughing and choking on his spit. Then he started bleeding ... it dawned on me, this wasn't Optimus Prime at all. I began opening the chest cavity to the coughing robot. and found a black ant inside ... the transformation ant on my shoulder (yeah that's where it was), jumped down and confronted it ... I have no idea what they said, but they sounded pissed off.

I began wondering where the hell the real Optimus Prime was.

[Back on Cybertron, Decepticon headquarters, Dungeon] [addsig]



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Posted by Nugg3t on Mon Sep 20th at 11:02pm 2004

It turns out he was Back on Cybertron, in the Decepticon headquarters, in the Dungeon, accoring to my gps tracker that I attached to him. In order to get there, I...



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Spartan on Tue Sep 21st at 12:13am 2004

Jumped on the back of Puff the Magic Dragon and teleported there using a nightlight.



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Posted by fishy on Tue Sep 21st at 12:14am 2004

decided to barter with some passing aliens (some distantly related cousins of the Decepticons) who had a thing for collecting manly testicles.

i turned and seen ballblue at my side. a flick of the trusty rusty can opener and i was offering up my fare for the ride to Cybertron, but the bastards said my meagre offering would only get me as far as.............





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Posted by Crono on Tue Sep 21st at 2:50am 2004

The upper atmosphere of Earth. "That's no good", I thought, "I have to find some more balls to offer otherwise I'll never get my assassination droid. I ran to the nearest 7-11 and asked where I could find some testicles.
The Store clerk replied, "You're looking for the testicles? I always thought the one would come to claim the ancient ..". I couldn't stand his gibberish any longer, so I punched him in the face and took all his money. "I can buy some balls at the Black Market", I said.

When I walked into the Black Market (Located on the corner of Annihilation Ln. and Hellrazor Rd. across from McDonald s) I noticed there was a 30% off sale on modern hand guns. I rummaged through this bargain bin of guns and found ... [addsig]



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Posted by Nugg3t on Tue Sep 21st at 3:06am 2004

a Nutzatron (tm). According to the label attached to it, this gun could transform anybody into a sack of testicles. After promptly purchasing the weapon, I used it on...



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Posted by Fjorn on Tue Sep 21st at 6:05am 2004

Nugget. As I went to look over my handywork I saw...




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Posted by Spartan on Tue Sep 21st at 9:02am 2004

He actually got turned into a giant monster that eats people whos name starts with an "F" on online forums. After Nugget had his fare share of desert I decide maybe this gun could come in handy so I...




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