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Posted by matt on Tue Sep 21st at 10:24am 2004

shot a hole in my own underwear.
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Posted by OtZman on Tue Sep 21st at 3:56pm 2004

Then, I turned into a pair of giant testicles. [addsig]



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Posted by fishy on Tue Sep 21st at 4:24pm 2004

i fought off the overwhelming desire i had to post a link of a movie i made of myself, and instead rolled myself onto Prof. Steven Hawkins' lap (who just happened to be passing, and had offered me a lift) where we began to talk about.......





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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Tue Sep 21st at 4:34pm 2004

....string theory, black holes, and the general problems with the standard model of particle physics. As you can imagine, Gordon Freeman was very interested in the discussion, so he teleported himself back from city-17, and in doing so, proved the validity of an entirely different theory known as quantum loop gravity. HE and Hawking immediately began arguing about the significance of the event, so I surreptitiously stole Gordon's crowbar and....



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Posted by Fjorn on Tue Sep 21st at 4:49pm 2004

rolled off to my pre arranged meeting spot. When I got there I saw...




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Posted by fishy on Tue Sep 21st at 4:53pm 2004

.......through the small opening in the thick folds of skin that were enveloping my eye...........



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Posted by OtZman on Tue Sep 21st at 6:29pm 2004

a gigantic snark, walking towards me!! I knew what I had to do. I ....
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Posted by $loth on Tue Sep 21st at 6:33pm 2004

Poked it in the eyes and ran... [addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Tue Sep 21st at 6:44pm 2004

Into his brother who abrubtly...



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Posted by OtZman on Tue Sep 21st at 6:56pm 2004

...gave me a cup of tea, and asked me if I wanted to come to his lan party. Apparently he was very kind, unlike his brother. I said "yeah, why not" and followed him.
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Posted by Spartan on Tue Sep 21st at 7:52pm 2004

It turns out he was lying so then when I walked into the room the lights went out and I got sacked. The next thing I know I wake up in a trash campactor and I hear some marines laughing.



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Posted by $loth on Tue Sep 21st at 7:59pm 2004

Luckily I had a recycable sticker on my jacket so they had to send me to the recycable plant, which luckily for me was made out of cardboard... [addsig]



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Posted by Spartan on Tue Sep 21st at 9:17pm 2004

I was hoping that my escape though would be more exciting. Like jumping onto some crates, finding a crowbar, and escaping through a drainage vent in the bottom of the comapctor. But as it turns out you can't always rely on people so I continued to the cardboard recycling plant which was actually a front for...



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Tue Sep 21st at 9:26pm 2004

... a mafia money laudering scheme.

I found 4 mafia bosses in a wash room cleaning quarters.

I was shocked! Something had to be done right away! I then...

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Posted by fishy on Tue Sep 21st at 9:29pm 2004

asda own brand cornflakes. the cardboard that was brought in was being sold on as cornflakes, and not recycled into nerve gas like the contract specified. this was an outrage. i needed help. luckily i had lifted Prof. Hawkins' moblie, and its list of numbers i found the very thing..........





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Posted by Fjorn on Wed Sep 22nd at 6:00am 2004

Ghost busters!

Oh wait, I realized that was the wrong number, I started to dial the correct nuber, which was to...




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Posted by Spartan on Wed Sep 22nd at 11:48pm 2004

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Posted by Loco on Fri Sep 24th at 5:57pm 2004

...call in an airstrike...
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Posted by Spartan on Fri Sep 24th at 6:20pm 2004

on my house. After I destroyed my house for no reason I decide to go to...



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Posted by pepper on Fri Sep 24th at 8:45pm 2004

the netherlands to buy some wooden shoe's.
but the evil snark had evolved into a fire-snark and had breed a army of little fire-snarks. they had occupied the netherlands and where invading germany.
so i took my........





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