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Posted by Fjorn on Sat Sep 25th at 3:11am 2004

trusty crowbar and smashed the snarks with a vengance. After killing hundreds of them...




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Posted by OtZman on Sat Sep 25th at 8:55am 2004

I felt very tired. I just had to sleep, so I decided to...
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Posted by Nugg3t on Sat Sep 25th at 2:54pm 2004

Have strong brewed coffee. This best part of waking up, is Folger's in your cup, they say. After a few refeshing gulps, I was revitalized so I...



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by G.Ballblue on Sat Sep 25th at 4:59pm 2004

...went to the toilet, because I was ready to explode in that condition. After I had fired all that hard drank caffine out of my body, there was nothing left to stimulate my brain, I then promptly keeled over, and fell asleep in toilet.

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Posted by Cassius on Sat Sep 25th at 5:07pm 2004

While asleep, I involuntarily smoked copious amounts of crack cocaine.





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Posted by OtZman on Sat Sep 25th at 8:12pm 2004

My life sucked so hard, that I continued to sleep. I slept for decades, even for centuries. When I woke up, it was the year 2555. I was shocked! How was this possible?!
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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by Mephs on Mon Sep 27th at 12:30pm 2004

"Nah...probably best not thinking about how its possible I slept so long without dying" I thought to myself, quickly acclimitising to the year 2555 I hoped on a hover bike and went off to the shops to buy something to eat. The implausibly tall, slender buildings loomed overhead, like in Blade Runner, but without Harrison Ford. I stopped dead in my tracks as I saw a gigantic, metal...



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 Re: The Story, A Dramatic Tale in Hundreds of Parts
Posted by $loth on Mon Sep 27th at 2:57pm 2004

Post, I was looking at the tall slender buildings over my head that I nearly drove into a post, luckily the automatic braking instead of smashing into a lampost system on this hoverbike worked perfectly, so I drove around it. At the end of the road ..... [addsig]



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Posted by OtZman on Mon Sep 27th at 7:43pm 2004

there was a brick wall. In the wall there was a hole. I couldn't see what was at the end of it. I decided to see what was on the other side...
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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Mon Sep 27th at 8:11pm 2004

...put forgot why I was even there. So I got some coffee instead.

On the way back from the coffee shop... [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Mon Sep 27th at 8:53pm 2004

I saw in a discarded newspaper that a group of terrorists had detonated a 20 MT "suitcase" nuke in the neighboring city. People were running in panic everywhere, oblivious to the fallout now raining down on everyone. I quickly walked into a gunshop, and fashioned the lead from the bullets into a shield for my most "vital" body parts...



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Posted by Mephs on Mon Sep 27th at 8:56pm 2004

...there was a brick wall. In the wall there was a hole. I couldn't see what was at the end of it. "Hmmm, Deja Vu" I mumbled, then I decided to see what was on the other side...



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Posted by pepper on Tue Sep 28th at 2:30pm 2004

it was...... britney spears. she has been revived by a crazy doctor called.....




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Posted by Rumple on Tue Sep 28th at 2:45pm 2004

Dr. Nick Riveaira
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Posted by $loth on Tue Sep 28th at 2:47pm 2004

I saw him , he looked at me and said " hi only one body", to which I replyed, "hi dr.nick". [addsig]



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Posted by Mephs on Tue Sep 28th at 6:34pm 2004

This witty repartee seemed to confuse the doctor, stalling him just long enough for me to put Britney in my suitcase undetected it was a tight squeeze...




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Posted by DocRock on Tue Sep 28th at 6:51pm 2004

...especially since inside there was also a toaster oven and an inflatable airjet. I asked Brittney to blow the airjet up thru the hole in the wall. She obliged by pressing her lips to the hole and blowing softly. Quickly, I dropped the airjet and...looking around quickly, instead of putting the airjet nozzle in the hole, I put... [addsig]



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Posted by Adam Hawkins on Tue Sep 28th at 6:54pm 2004

...half a turnip.

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Posted by Adam Hawkins on Mon Oct 4th at 11:39am 2004

Heh, I killed the story! Bow at my feet underlings [addsig]



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Posted by Rumple on Mon Oct 4th at 12:02pm 2004

... Cried the god of the stories Hawkins, suddenly the half turnip that briteny was blowing on shot out of her mouth and...

ha! i unkilled the story
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