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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 7:25pm 2004

an ant, who knew of way to get us out by going up to the door, and making his malicular cell structure break down into so few atoms that he could re arange himself into a key. Once he did that...

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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 7:36pm 2004

He turned into a therm optic shield and wrapped around me such I could escape unseen.
I quickly went to find my mediocre companions, who have no brains.
Pauly and Brittney seemed to have made a life for themselves.

when I saw this the only thing that came to mind was:"I thought that bitch was getting married to some ass clown".

I readily forgot that the TransformerAnt was still wrapping me up, invisible.

I decided to [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Jul 14th at 8:20pm 2004

... spy on them as they lived out their kinky sexual fantisies; armpit hair and all. unfortunatly the projectile vomit which spilled form my gaping maw at the sight could not be hidden by the thrm photo sheild and they realized they had been discovered in the act...



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 8:25pm 2004

so they quickly dived out the window, and threw a time bomb back through the window to cover their tracks. The only words that came out of his mouth were "!!!" after saying that, he quickly [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 8:40pm 2004

erupted in flames and promptly died [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 8:50pm 2004

... or did he?

The time flux thrusted us to the year 1609 ... with in twenty minutes of being there, Brittney was being accused of being a witch ... they thought I was a warlock of some sort, the term optics didn't help.

I finally found the cliff where the "been around" Brittney was being pushed off of ... I didn't want to save her, but I had to, she's the one who built the time bomb, maybe she was more valuable then I could imagine. Without hesitation I jumped after her, hearing 15th century obsinities being screamed at me, As I was catching up to her, there was a second time flux and we found our selves ... [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 8:58pm 2004

...in the year 2069.

By this time Britney Spears had faded from the spotlight and wasted all of her millions on gambling and booze. Being poor on the street with nobody to turn to for help but myself, I took pity on her and we drove to the International Institute Of Scientific Testing in hopes of finding a job for Britney. After signing a few papers, they dragged her away and locked her up in a cage. At this point, I was feeling pretty hungry so I hopped back into my water-powered car and drove to the nearest [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 9:01pm 2004

Hospital, because I've obviously suffered a head wound.

On the way there I wondered where I got that car ... and why Brittney was effected by time when she went through the time flux.

When I reached the hospital I found that, in only 65 years humans had evolved past the use of blood instead they used ... [addsig]



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 9:13pm 2004

...hydrofluoric acid... [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Jul 14th at 9:18pm 2004

An artificial copper-based substitute modeled on the natural oxygen transport protine hemocyanin. this "super blood" whil green rather than red, geave people enourmous endurance. a five-year old infused with the stuff could swim the english channel with a doggy paddle.

I quiclky had my natural blood replaced and began looking for a way to get back to 2004 so I would be a super-hero-guy.. or maybe just super...

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Edit/ going with HF instead of hemocyanin

My bones promptly dissolved when I treid to have my blood replaced, because they neglected to tell me that I must first get titanium bone-replacements...





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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 9:33pm 2004

I could easily see that HMOs were still in place in 2069. [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Jul 14th at 9:43pm 2004

They charged me a copay of $2 trillion, that was high, but counting for inflation, it only ammounted to the cost of a new car.



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Posted by Biological Component on Wed Jul 14th at 10:29pm 2004

And so, to help offset the cost, I sold my 2068 Honda H20 for $1,999,999,900,000. This left me with only $100,000 to scrounge up to pay off the debt. [addsig]



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Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Jul 14th at 11:05pm 2004

Unfortunately for him, he couldn't pay the debt fast enough. They eventually issued out a goon squad to break his knees, twist his wrist, and torture him with honky sqeeky pet toys. He was faced with SERIOUS problem... he decided to [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Wed Jul 14th at 11:08pm 2004

Switch back to first person narrative and get a job.

I found that Wal-Mart was hiring ... for space baggers ... whatever that meant. I readily applied, taking that the only qualification was that you had to be living.

I was not ready for my task of being a ... [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Thu Jul 15th at 12:15am 2004

... pole dancer. According to my lawyer, it had said something about male stripping in the contract, but he said it was all good. I stepped into his room; my lawyer slumped into a red velvet chair, a lamp to his back, wearing an object that looked something like a fez on his head.

"So listen - that thing about being required to serve as a male love slave for six years, that wasn't a joke. Are you listening?" I turned another light on, only to discover that the figure in the chair was not my lawyer but in fact an elaborate wax dummy with the message 'BOGIES IN THE TREES' written across its face. A bomb exploded and my vision went black...

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Posted by G.Ballblue on Thu Jul 15th at 12:35am 2004

And then... then... when I awoke -- I found myself in the room where this story began! I did not know what would happen next [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Thu Jul 15th at 1:07am 2004

But I figured I'd sabotage a story



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Posted by Biological Component on Thu Jul 15th at 2:06am 2004

Anyway... ...I stepped up to the door and opened it. Beyond the door was a swirling vortex of purple and blue. So, I stepped out, and was immediatley transported to a White Castle.

I ate 7 cheeseburgers and got up to grab a napkin when I slipped on a ketchup packet and... [addsig]



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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Thu Jul 15th at 2:11am 2004

Hit my head on the corner of a table. The force was suprising, and I blacked out immediatly, but I was told afterward by the watiress that the spray of bone fragments, blood and grey-matter had taken her 12 hours to clean up.

I awoke in a pool of my own blood to see...

[addsig]




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