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Posted by Andrei on Mon Nov 1st at 5:10pm 2004


I've found something pretty funny about Bush in a (romanian) newspaper this morning. According to the paper, G.Bush is related tooooooooooo *drumbs rolling*...: VLAD TEPES aka DRACULA aka VLAD THE IMPALER !!! But how is this possible, you're probably asking yourselves? Weeellll, the newspaper states that Vlad has descendants in the English royal family (!in the 13th century!) and that Bush is found to be related to English royality. What's even weirder is that it seems Kerry is Bush's veeeeeeeery distant cousin. All-in-all, this stupid story seems to have been confirmed by american analists encharged with finding George's roots. !

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Posted by Crono on Mon Nov 1st at 5:49pm 2004


Makes sense. Bush is slaughtering people because God told him to (as he says) ... He hasn't stabbed any crosses yet with his wife who commited suicide below it. Renounced God causing gallons of blood to pour out of the cross ... and has Anthony Hopkins' Van Helsing chasing him years later. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Nov 1st at 5:59pm 2004


does anyone besides me remember when bush got into hot water when he said something about not doing a religious campaign due to his non-belief, then suddenly he was god fearing?

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Posted by NotLagur2 on Mon Nov 1st at 6:58pm 2004


Bush won.



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Posted by Pvt.Scythe on Mon Nov 1st at 7:02pm 2004


Did he? Aww... Crap. I thought you americans learn from your mistakes... [addsig]



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Posted by Crono on Mon Nov 1st at 7:03pm 2004


Tomorrow is the dead line. [addsig]



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Posted by Andrei on Mon Nov 1st at 7:24pm 2004


? quoting NotLagur2
Bush won.

With how much?

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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Mon Nov 1st at 7:34pm 2004


bunch of retards





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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Nov 1st at 7:44pm 2004


? quoting Yak_Fighter

bunch of retards

hey, i resemble that remark

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Posted by Andrei on Mon Nov 1st at 7:57pm 2004


? quoting Yak_Fighter

bunch of retards

Look at my sig, Yak. Thanx.

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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Nov 1st at 8:05pm 2004


it is my considered opinion that the gallery pictures, are not to be used in personal battles.

/ 2 cents

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Posted by Hugh on Mon Nov 1st at 8:05pm 2004


Real classy there Andrei.

Anyway, who gives a s**t about who's related to who? My dad's a genealogy nut and has found that he's something like a 14th cousin to Dubya, it really doesn't matter considering THAT's an even closer relation than Dubya to Vlad considering Vlad's been dead for quite some time.

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Posted by Andrei on Mon Nov 1st at 8:09pm 2004


? quoting Orpheus

it is my considered opinion that the gallery pictures, are not to be used in personal battles.

/ 2 cents

Ok, ok, post edited .

*turns to Hugh*

That IS'NT the point. One of the points is the cr*p people put on the front-page of an important newspaper and the other is how...improbable such a story is.

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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Mon Nov 1st at 9:39pm 2004


? quoting Andrei
? quoting Yak_Fighter

bunch of retards

Look at my sig, Yak. Thanx.

Boy you sure put me there in my place. You probably should have left my picture in your post for a greater effect... but I dunno, I may have been so crushed that I may have had to take my own life, so maybe you were doing me a favor by removing it.

To be even more on topic, I'd like to point out that my post may have dealt with people looking at the genealogy of the president to make some sort of political statement equating Bush with Vlad the Impaler. Besides, if I wanted to insult you or anyone else in this thread I would have tried harder and gotten better results.





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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Nov 1st at 10:00pm 2004


? quoting Orpheus
? quoting Yak_Fighter

bunch of retards

hey, i resemble that remark

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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Mon Nov 1st at 10:13pm 2004


? quoting Orpheus
? quoting Orpheus
? quoting Yak_Fighter

bunch of retards

hey, i resemble that remark

oh Orph how could you?





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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Nov 1st at 10:26pm 2004


? quoting Yak_Fighter

oh Orph how could you?

joe, you and dave are my two oldest, and i assume dearest companions here.. i knew exactly what you were talking about, but it looked like no one else did.

i did my duty, when the picture showed up, i felt any more was within your field of influence to partake in retribution.

you handled it well enough, but i also felt a tiny bit of levity was in order.. i am sorry i slipped into ADMIN mode.. contrary to popular opinion, i am pretty good at it

my apologies for the infringement.. it won't happen again.

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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Mon Nov 1st at 11:18pm 2004


dont worry



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Posted by Andrei on Tue Nov 2nd at 9:54am 2004


Ok, sorry Yak, though you were talking about us.

Anyways...Bush...related to Vlad...related to Kerry...related to Enlgish Royalty...riiight.

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Posted by Cassius on Wed Nov 3rd at 7:22am 2004


It's funny how politics make people think they can be as disrespectful as they want. Yes, that would be hypocritical, coming from me, except for the fact that I honestly could not hope to match the antics of some of the more ardent (read: retarded) young Kerry supporters of the Bay Area. A car full of college-age children drove past my own dear mother, yelling profanities at her the whole way, for her Bush bumper sticker. The Bush signs we've put up on our front lawn are ripped up overnight.

Oh, the humanity.






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