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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Nov 10th at 2:14am 2004
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| Nah, you'd probably throw a sack of s**t at me or something. I know you've got them stockpiled. |
wuv woo too ![]()
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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Wed Nov 10th at 2:44am 2004
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Posted by Jinx on Wed Nov 10th at 2:47am 2004
it's all in here; this is basically a toned-down version of the "Wolfowitz Doctrine", ie the Neo-Conservative manifesto for American world domination ![]()
http://www.newamericancentury.org/RebuildingAmericasDefenses.pdf
Posted by G.Ballblue on Wed Nov 10th at 2:51am 2004
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Posted by Cash Car Star on Wed Nov 10th at 9:11am 2004
There was a farmer had a dog and Jingo was his name-o.
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Posted by $loth on Wed Nov 10th at 9:16am 2004
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Posted by fraggard on Wed Nov 10th at 11:27am 2004
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| i didnt read the article, but I sure hope that the US puts nukes in space just so you people have even more things to incessantly bitch about. When the US saves the world by blowing up an asteroid or by warding off aliens you'll have to deep throat your words. |
Yes.
The US will save the world from an asteroid. Which they probably dislodged from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter in one of their "tests". And then they'll save us from the aliens, who they sold the warfare technology to in the first place. And then they'll claim supremacy over the aliens, for no reason whatsoever.
Yes. My words are being deepthroated as I type. ![]()
Yes.
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Posted by $loth on Wed Nov 10th at 11:38am 2004
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Yes. The US will save the world from an asteroid. Which they probably dislodged from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter in one of their "tests". And then they'll save us from the aliens, who they sold the warfare technology to in the first place. And then they'll claim supremacy over the aliens, for no reason whatsoever. Yes. My words are being deepthroated as I type. Yes. |
Yes.
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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Nov 10th at 1:46pm 2004
oh for the days when we could defend our honor about important things like "your maps s**t" ![]()
speaking of deep throat, when i had my surgery, i had a barium swallow.. not a pleasant experience i assure you, but watching the live xray machine map my esophagus was neat..
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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Nov 10th at 6:10pm 2004
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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Nov 10th at 6:26pm 2004
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| Yeah, I recently got a nice injection of Tc-99 which wasn't pleasant, but then I got to stick my hands and feet in this radiation detector and watch my bones get mapped out in the gamma rays being emitted from my body. Pretty neat really. Medical imaging technology is some cool s**t. (p.s. much of it came from America) |
yeah, they dig it right out of the sand in the new mexico desert.. stupid scientist wasting perfectly good H-Bombs ![]()
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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Wed Nov 10th at 6:32pm 2004
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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Wed Nov 10th at 6:48pm 2004
| ? quoting fraggard | ||
Yes. The US will save the world from an asteroid. Which they probably dislodged from the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter in one of their "tests". And then they'll save us from the aliens, who they sold the warfare technology to in the first place. And then they'll claim supremacy over the aliens, for no reason whatsoever. Yes. My words are being deepthroated as I type. Yes. |
That just went right over your head didn't it?
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Posted by Hugh on Wed Nov 10th at 6:52pm 2004
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|
speaking of deep throat, when i had my surgery, i had a barium swallow.. not a pleasant experience i assure you, but watching the live xray machine map my esophagus was neat.. |
I had one of those back in the day, it wasn't so bad... unless you're referring to when they force the Alka Seltzer down your throat and don't let ya burp.
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Posted by Crono on Wed Nov 10th at 7:54pm 2004
That just went right over your head didn't it?
American sarcasm is often mistaken for American Pride or some people just translate it into, "American's are stupid".
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Posted by Orpheus on Wed Nov 10th at 10:55pm 2004
| ? quoting Crono |
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? quoting Yak_Fighter
That just went right over your head didn't it? American sarcasm is often mistaken for American Pride or some people just translate it into, "American's are stupid". ... HA! "Deep Throat" |
eons ago i realized our ideals about humor and sarcasm were at best, shades of compatibility when we try them upon our other country mates.. tis why i first began using lightblue as an identifier.. i am not positive i coined the use of lightblue, but i think i was the first to use it for humor..
anyways, it would help if we remembered to use it, it is in the color choices as "sarcasm" for a reason.
yaks sarcasm seems to be as vague as my humor in jokes..
sadly, some jokes and sarcasm are ruined with the lightblue text, cause its like explaining it, and jokes are ruined once you have to explain it to someone.
/ 2 cents
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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Wed Nov 10th at 11:48pm 2004
| ? quoting Orpheus |
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eons ago i realized our ideals about humor and sarcasm were at best, shades of compatibility when we try them upon our other country mates.. tis why i first began using lightblue as an identifier.. i am not positive i coined the use of lightblue, but i think i was the first to use it for humor.. anyways, it would help if we remembered to use it, it is in the color choices as "sarcasm" for a reason. yaks sarcasm seems to be as vague as my humor in jokes.. sadly, some jokes and sarcasm are ruined with the lightblue text, cause its like explaining it, and jokes are ruined once you have to explain it to someone. / 2 cents |
Usually it should be pretty obvious that I'm being sarcastic, as I take it to extreme levels. How anyone can take serious my claim that space-based nuclear weapons are good because they will serve as a deterrent to alien invaders is beyond me. It's just like the time Myrk thought I was trying to stir up s**t against him when I called him a 'stupid head'. I don't know how that can be viewed as an honest insult. Oh well
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Posted by fraggard on Thu Nov 11th at 3:22am 2004
That most definitely went right over my head... It didnt seem like sarcasm coming from an american I will stop before I look even more foolish, if that's possible.
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