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In my nightmares, I already envision maps with prefab barrels all over. Barrel factories if you will. Barrel storage facilities. With all manner of barrel-kind, of course: Small barrels. Big barrels. Rolling barrels. Exploding barrels. Grey barrels. Purple barrels. Maybe even- goodness forbid- boy and girl barrels.
Yes, they have more polies than crates. But they are still unimaginative cop-outs when it comes to cover and detail. And, contrary to what Half-Life 2 may want us to believe, they are not all over the f**king place. I don't even remember the last time I actually saw a barrel in real-life that wasn't an orange construction barrel. And I certainly haven't noticed explosive barrels just laying around the street all over the place.
Let's nip this one in the bud, folks:
Just say 'no' to barrels.
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