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Posted by Leperous on Tue Sep 30th at 9:07am 2003


That's a good question. With a long and witty answer.



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Posted by Gollum on Sun Oct 12th at 11:09pm 2003


Delete this please....silly Word HTML-type formatting weirdness





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Posted by Gollum on Sun Oct 12th at 11:13pm 2003


I don't normally write free verse, but tonight I felt like it so....

At last I fade away

At last I fade away;
My ingenious mind can no longer plug
These gaps inside the image of myself
With palatable platitudes.
The world leaks in, and by degrees
I must abandon hoarded vanity,
As each encrustation of my character
That once did glitter in protection
Is taken by the flood.
My domain decreases, and with each ripple
Of implacable reality
Another vulnerable flame will be extinguished.
I spread them out too thin, it seems;
I lit too many, seeking light
Yet not knowing how to build a lasting fire.
I should have stoked it for the warmth
Instead of for the flame.
And so the water rises;
And it is getting darker.
I will have to drown myself
Before I can breathe again.

My good advice, so well received,
By others who had more sense than I,
Is useless in my own defence.
I should never have taken up this armour
That whispers for enemies to come.
It looked so strong at the time, and how it shone!
It dazzled me with false stoicism.

What then shall I become,
Who had not more than distant promise
Endlessly postponed?
Shall I now submerge myself
In these chill waters?
There is a kind of peace at least ?
Ablution in mediocrity.
Or shall I find some meaner board
Upon which to cast myself adrift
Until I reach another fertile island of the soul
And burn it down to watch the inferno dance?





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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Sun Oct 12th at 11:31pm 2003


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behold my three year old crappy poem:

Breaker>>

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Calm, cool, and collected ?

None of which describe me on the field.

Anger dispelled by the kicking of a ball.

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The red jerseys are bright targets,

And when the ball is in possession,

Death is only one step away.

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The player lets the ball roll forward

I get it, and as I slam the ball

He foolishly steps in the way.

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Suddenly, a thump, and then a scream

And the wail of an ambulance.

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Posted by blu_chze on Mon Oct 13th at 3:51am 2003


great poems guys... grr creative people-envious

bleh... i failed the poetry section in me Literature exam... badly... anyone a Frost fan or does everyone ignore poets like the Metaphysicals (john donne and crew) and other oldies?

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Posted by Gollum on Mon Oct 13th at 10:50am 2003


I've only read a little John Donne; some good stuff though nothing that completely thrilled me.

I don't believe failing a poetry literature exam has much bearing on whether you can write good poetry. If you genuinely envy the writers here, that means you'd like to write something - so why not give it a go? Don't let bad measures of failure put you off





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Posted by Kapten Ljusdal on Mon Oct 13th at 12:11pm 2003


? posted by Leperous

Why do people think you go green with leprosy? You get skin lesions (among other things) which looks like bad rashes... and it has an incubation period of 5 years or so, so YOU could have it right now and not know.....!

I dunno





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Posted by Gollum on Mon Oct 13th at 4:48pm 2003


I've found free verse quite refreshing just recently. So long as I don't get completely stuck on it......Anyway, here's something that occured to me today when discussing threads a little like this one (though really, we had in mind threads whose contributors were less mature and whose poetry was more ropey). I was surprised at the response of some of my friends, and it prompted this:

Fragments of beauty

When I see verse from a fellow writer
Offered up in bashful eagerness ?
Or prose perhaps, which lilts less rhythmically
Yet frees its master to explore ?
What then is my reaction?

I have friends who, once poetic,
And cruelly blessed with wit beyond their use
Would scorn upon a fledgling scribe;
Oh how we love to clip the wings
Of those who dare to fly!

Of course they never will attempt
To gloat so meanly on my abortive stuttering;
They know full well I can defend my words ?
But more, that I have access to some of theirs
That they do not wish demolished.

But how much easier it is to rubbish
Someone who does not live next door.
We are all brave at a distance.

I am capable of the most damning intellectual rebuke,
The most crippling dissection of personality;
I know where to place the knife and how to twist it.
Oh, it is a grim and bloody passion
That calls to me from its morbid lair,
Offering a pact of strength.
Shall I listen? Will I be thus great?

No.
When I see halting, imperfect verse
With garbled grammar and muddled meter
And lines I would have phrased differently,
Or rambling prose, which loses its coherence
By trying too hard to say too much,
I do not indulge the gruesome conceit
Of labelling them ?idiots? and ?plebs? and ?angsty teens?.
My friends see something they can dismiss ?
And use to feel superior
At some faceless author?s expense ?
Where I see fragments of beauty
And pray for them to grow.





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Posted by Gollum on Tue Oct 21st at 8:38pm 2003


Back to my natural style again - that is to say, overly-fanciful and mired in pretension Still, it's a good message, I think...

Some Good Advice

Be mindful of your friends.
A stray remark, a scathing word
Though part in jest ? an outer garb
To hide some bitter fear repressed ?
May operate on thought unheard
And though you did not will the barb
It settles deep, and deeper rends
When later maudlin mind attends.
Then look you fast to make amends.
Be mindful of your friends.

But should you fear to do them harm
In some unguarded moment rash,
Thyself then mind; for fear of guilt
May make you like to be less kind
As well as cruelty abash.
Instead upon this mantra lilt:
Seek not salvation by retire
From sins unmeant and errors dire.
Dread yet the power that you wield
But know its complement revealed:
The self-same power lends you grace
To offer, as though in embrace,
Fond healing words, which shall protect
Your love from errors of neglect.
Though fell may fall a jealous slant
With wrath upon the innocent,
Fairer may bloom the honeyed plant
That grows from careless compliments.
Spread the soil with generous seeds;
Just one to thrive is all it needs,
For you can soothe much strife and pain
With balm from but a single grain.
The wise man thus his garden tends;
Be mindful of your friends.

And of those who are not your friends
Be mindful too; for friends unmet
Might bridge a path ?twixt me and you,
Where we may meet and sadness share
And in so sharing, joy beget.
Or yet might not; but still you?ll find
Some unexpected gem of care
In those you had not thought to mind.

And of those who inspire resent
Be mindful still; they are alike
To you and me ? they also thrill
To hopes and fears of fortune sent.
Though spite infests their face and form
It was not planned: they only meant
To carve some shelter from the storm.
Their lies are but the blacker part
Of shadows wherein all must dwell;
All evil was a child to start
Till innocence by hardship fell.
Though prudence wisely keeps you clear
Of these destructive spirits blind,
Do not dismiss the darkness drear
Of those who have no-one to mind.

For, separated but by circumstance,
We are all dreamers in a common trance:
A breath to fire each breaking day
And wind the witless world away.

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Posted by asterix_vader on Tue Oct 21st at 9:15pm 2003


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Posted by Gollum on Tue Oct 21st at 9:24pm 2003


Perhaps you could be more specific than "?" There are so many different possible "?"s that any answer would be guesswork.

Possible answers to possible questions:

  • It's a poetry thread. That's why I'm posting poetry at the SnarkPit. Yes, it is weird. But so are lots of other things (like fishsticks and egg pasta and inflatable sheep).
  • You need a very strong grasp of the English language to understand some of these poems (better than most English people, even). Since you're from Peru, perhaps there is a language barrier.
  • There is no meaning of life. Sorry.

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Posted by asterix_vader on Tue Oct 21st at 9:26pm 2003


hehehe...

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Posted by fishy on Wed Oct 22nd at 5:47pm 2003


? posted by Gollum

Possible answers to possible questions:

  • It's a poetry thread. That's why I'm posting poetry at the SnarkPit. Yes, it is weird. But so are lots of other things (like fishsticks and egg pasta and inflatable sheep).
  • You need a very strong grasp of the English language to understand some of these poems (better than most English people, even). Since you're from Peru, perhaps there is a language barrier.
  • There is no meaning of life. Sorry.

uhm, let me see.

1. wtf's weird about inflatable sheep?

2. only most?

3. only if there is no pi. and it's ok, it's not your fault.





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Posted by Gollum on Wed Oct 22nd at 6:08pm 2003


? posted by fishy

1. wtf's weird about inflatable sheep?

2. only most?

3. only if there is no pi. and it's ok, it's not your fault.

1. They come with anatomically-correct buttholes and move around when you're not watching.

2. I like to credit people as being more intelligent than they actually are. BTW, I must say you make some apposite points

3. Actually, it is my fault. I found the meaning of life once and then lost it. Fortunately, no-one but me knows that.

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Posted by fishy on Wed Oct 22nd at 7:58pm 2003


it's 42





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Posted by $loth on Wed Nov 10th at 9:23am 2004


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed weak and weary
Over many a strange and spurious pornsite of 'hot XXX galore'
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning
And my heart was filld with mourning, mourning for my dear amore.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server...404
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Posted by fraggard on Wed Nov 10th at 11:21am 2004


? quoting $loth
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed weak and weary
Over many a strange and spurious pornsite of 'hot XXX galore'
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning
And my heart was filld with mourning, mourning for my dear amore.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server...404

Bash... Makes you look really witty, or really stupid.





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Re: SnarkPit poetry corner
Posted by $loth on Wed Nov 10th at 11:37am 2004


? quoting fraggard
? quoting $loth
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I porn surfed weak and weary
Over many a strange and spurious pornsite of 'hot XXX galore'
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning
And my heart was filld with mourning, mourning for my dear amore.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the server...404

Bash... Makes you look really witty, or really stupid.

I didn't come up with it [I thought that was quite obvious] But I like it hehe

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Posted by Gwil on Wed Nov 10th at 2:47pm 2004


STOP RESURRECTING OLD THREADS GOD DAMNIT!
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Posted by $loth on Wed Nov 10th at 3:12pm 2004


? quoting Gwil
STOP RESURRECTING OLD THREADS GOD DAMNIT!

Never! with a capital N

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