How to have a kick-ass christmas. - General Banter

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Re: How to have a kick-ass christmas.
Posted by LAzerMANiac on Sun Dec 5th at 4:46am 2004

1. The whole nativity thing is getting old. How about we have FATALITY scenes set up on our front lawns instead? Mortal Kombat fans will truly appreciate that.

2. Aren't you tired of listening to those boring christams tunes year after year after year? Bring out the techno!!! I personally advise this track...

3. Christmas trees are a well-kept tradition and should never be changed. In fact, it should be honorary to have more christmas trees than your neighbor. See who in your neighborhood has the biggest tree, most trees or some other feat like that. Drop in with your buddies and some snacks and have a good time.

4. If it snows where you live, build forts and start a multi-day all-neighborhood snowball version of Desert Storm. If it doesn't snow where you live, but it is too cold to use water guns, go out and play paintball.

5. There is no christmas like a flashy christmas. Try and entangle your house and the nearby land with as much lights as your power box can handle, and then some.

6. Blow s**t up!!! This especially goes if you live in a state where fireworks are allowed. If you don't, then burn things. Let your inner pyro loose, warm your soul and your body with a little bit of Christmas-strength homemade Napalm!

7. Invite friends over and play video games. If you don't happen to have video games, you are probably an Anime nerd. Watch tons upon tons of Ruroni Kenshin and Naruto, I reccomend it. So, you're not an anime nerd, either? I guess you are a Normal Kid [shudder] In that case, either GET some video games and/or Anime, or make sure to get invited by an Anime Nerd or Video Games Freak.

8. If you belong to any forums, look at people's avatars. Save every single one with a Santa Hat attached that is not there normally. Start a new thread and show off how many different ones you found. Perhaps, be a bit more creative and start a web album of them.

9. Get drunk. If you can't or don't want to get drunk, get hyper off of coffe or sugar. Don't sleep.

10. Have weird contests with your friends, like "Who can piss a prettier pattern in the snow" or "Just how far can you lodge a spoon down your throat". Remember now, play it safe...

11. Gifts are fun. Thus show off every single thing you get, even if they are minimal. Try and attack as many of them to your person and walk around like that. People will love your new designer thong and 1:60 USS Midway model...

12. Party aftermath tip: Make sure your fellow partyers are capable of taking themselves outside before they puke, not after.

13. If you're a stupid f**k, sleep through the whole ordeal.

14. Go around the neighborhood singing "jingle bells, batman smells" at the top of your lungs, to the abovementioned techno beat until physically restrained.

15. Make clothing out of gift wrappers. Go out. See if people notice.

16. Create grotesque sexual displays involving snowmen, sonwwomen, snow-tentacle monsters and so on and so forth. Extra points if you create them on the fromt porches of your neighbors.

17. Pretend you forgot what date it is and go trick-or-treating.

18. If it snows in your area, host an all-neighborhood snowblower race. If it doesn't snow in your area, host an all-neighborhood lawnmower race.

19. if your area is boring, like, say Wyoming or Iowa, find friends who don't live in a boring area. Organise a road trip. Repeat aove steps as needed.

20. Make it up to someone you hurt before but never got to making up.

I was bored. Some of these ideas are more serious. I hope this evolves into another "long story in hundreds of parts" What can YOU add?

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