THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Dec 24th at 11:00pm 2004


T'was the night before christmas and all throught the 'pit,
not a user was stirring, even tracer_bullet;
The snarksnow was falling from the tops of our screens,
St. Leperous had updated the server machines!!!

The newbies were nestled all snug in thier beds
while visions of killboxes danced in thier heads
and ReNo in Scotland, and I in US,
Had just started up for VALVe's mapping contest,

When up on the forum there rose such a post,
It was from '99: it was back like a ghost!
a newbie resurrected it, being a dick.
and Gwil put an and that that thread pretty quick!

the posting on the forums had lately been slow
Cause users were out on vacation, you know,
I pushed the refresh and when I turned around,
t'was "General Banter", with Snarks falling down!

With a nice freindly Admin, full of knowledge and pep,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Lep.
More rapid than eagles the regulars came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, ReNo! now, Orpheus! now, Cassius and Mephs!
On, Andrei! on Ballblue! on, Crono and scary_jeff!
To the General Banter! to the forum of maps!"
and they all left editing tips, tutorials and crap.

And he gave us all profiles and SnarkMarks and things
And away Lep'rous flew like a snarkling with wings.
But I read his new thread, ere he logged out of site,
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

-Nickelplate

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Andrei on Fri Dec 24th at 11:03pm 2004


LOL, nice one. [addsig]



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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Wild Card on Fri Dec 24th at 11:06pm 2004


Bravo! Bravo!

Merry Christmas all.

Unfortunatly this year, Snarkpit gets a lump of coal as I will be returning in full swing within the next few days as me and a friend are starting the Valve contest map.

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Andrei on Fri Dec 24th at 11:11pm 2004


Ah, yes: the VALVe mapping contest... I'm only 17, so i can't compete although I have a pretty cool map under production... oh well, I guess I'll post it here when it's ready...

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Dec 24th at 11:13pm 2004


Andrei, I am over 18 and if i am the group leader, perhaps you can join my "Group." you want to? [addsig]



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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Andrei on Fri Dec 24th at 11:15pm 2004


Hmm...no, thanks, i'm not a "team-player". But thanks anyway. [addsig]



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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Dec 24th at 11:27pm 2004


? quoting Andrei
Hmm...no, thanks, i'm not a "team-player". But thanks anyway.

Hey, no problem, I just thought I'd offer. I'm not really a team player either. lol.

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by G.Ballblue on Fri Dec 24th at 11:32pm 2004


You just earned a 5 rating for that one, Nickel [addsig]



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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Orpheus on Fri Dec 24th at 11:36pm 2004


? quoting G.Ballblue
You just earned a 5 rating for that one, Nickel

i bumped him up to 4 myself, but someone sure doesn't like you nikL

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Dec 24th at 11:41pm 2004


? quoting Orpheus
? quoting G.Ballblue
You just earned a 5 rating for that one, Nickel

i bumped him up to 4 myself, but someone sure doesn't like you nikL

Yeah, I know. I tihnk it's because I did a really bad thread resurrection once. Also, I openly told everyone I hated STEAM. And i told Vash his name was short for "VAginal raSH" I dont think that helped either. Sorry for saying that to you, Vash... (this was like last month)

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by ReNo on Fri Dec 24th at 11:52pm 2004


LOL I love it, nice one mate
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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Wild Card on Fri Dec 24th at 11:53pm 2004


Good 'ol St Card came by and gave you a boost with a 4, up 2.9 to 3.

By the way, I hate Steam too, but I have to live with it.

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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Myrk- on Sat Dec 25th at 1:09am 2004


Amazing... we should release a book of all great things on the SnarkPit- inclusive of this poem. [addsig]



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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Dec 25th at 1:18am 2004


Actually I wrote a Snarkpit version of Imagine by John Lennon too it's posted Here. [addsig]



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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by OtZman on Sat Dec 25th at 1:34am 2004


yay, great one
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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Dec 25th at 5:22am 2004


I thank you!

/me bows to audeince

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Posted by wil5on on Sat Dec 25th at 6:35am 2004


WD nickelplate [addsig]



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Re: THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISMAS!
Posted by Hugh on Sat Dec 25th at 6:42am 2004


Yargh, gave you a 4, up to 3.3 now. :O Soon you'll be some kind of... hero. [addsig]




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