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Posted by Mephs on Thu Mar 3rd at 10:37pm 2005

Will the Roman Catholic Church ever let Pope John Paul II die with dignity?

NO

I should point out that I was brought up a Catholic.
(I've been yapping about this on IRC for days now while making it, so its time to annoy the forums. )
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Posted by fishy on Thu Mar 3rd at 10:43pm 2005

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Posted by ZombieLoffe on Thu Mar 3rd at 10:49pm 2005

Pure genius. Sinner repent!
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Posted by azelito on Thu Mar 3rd at 10:50pm 2005

That is so lousy. I laugh at you: hahahaha!
You will not go to hell, the popes real message is finaly being brought through!
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Posted by Dred_furst on Thu Mar 3rd at 10:50pm 2005

that woman enjoys running from danger :S
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Posted by Leperous on Thu Mar 3rd at 11:13pm 2005

Being the Roman Catholic church, they can't exactly let him die can they...



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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Thu Mar 3rd at 11:18pm 2005

um what

if you were brought up catholic you're going to have to explain to me when exactly you were told using a condom was a sin

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Posted by Mephs on Thu Mar 3rd at 11:24pm 2005

According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate.

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that woman enjoys running from danger :S

"that woman" is Michaela Strachan, of Hitman and Her and The Really Wild Show fame, and I ask that you remember that sir!
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Posted by ReNo on Fri Mar 4th at 12:50am 2005

I thought she looked familiar - last time I saw her was many years back, getting peed on by a monkey or something most likely What made you use her?

BTW, no sound for me
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Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th at 1:28am 2005

I dunno why I chose her ReNo, just a random person, (though I'd forgotten how shaggable she was). You're the second person to have complained about a lack of sound. I don't know what that is. :
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Posted by ReNo on Fri Mar 4th at 1:48am 2005

Scratch my complaint - I didn't notice my speakers were turned off
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Posted by Yak_Fighter on Fri Mar 4th at 3:23am 2005

? quoting Mephs
According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate.

yeah sorry i was never taught that in any of my sex education classes in catholic grade school nor have i ever heard anyone actually preaching this. oh well

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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Fri Mar 4th at 3:46am 2005

? quoting Yak_Fighter
? quoting Mephs
According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate.

yeah sorry i was never taught that in any of my sex education classes in catholic grade school nor have i ever heard anyone actually preaching this. oh well

It may be that the American church is a bit less conservative.

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Posted by Gwil on Fri Mar 4th at 3:53am 2005

Mmm, Roman Catholocism in Europe (especially Italy) is really quite strict about birth control, it is frowned upon by the Vatican.
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Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th at 5:13am 2005

This is the only forum that I know of where you START with stupidity, and then decend into serious debate, rather than vice versa!! (It's definately no bad thing.)

And it was actually Humanae Vitae I was thinking of, not Second Vatican Council.
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Posted by Leperous on Fri Mar 4th at 10:06am 2005

? quoting Mephs
According to the Second Vatican council, I believe, Yak. Catholics are not allowed to use any kind of birth control other than Coitus Interruptus, or the 'pulling out' method. Thats why we breed like rabbits, mate.

What's the biblical backing for that? And how does it stop wasting those sacred, sacred sperms?!





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Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th at 10:19am 2005

"Contraception was so far outside the biblical mindset and so obviously wrong that it did not need the frequent condemnations other sins did. Scripture condemns the practice when it mentions it. Once a moral principle has been established in the Bible, every possible application of it need not be mentioned. For example, the general principle that theft is wrong was clearly established in Scripture; but there?s no need to provide an exhaustive list of every kind of theft. Similarly, since the principle that contraception is wrong has been established by being condemned when it?s mentioned in the Bible, every particular form of contraception does not need to be dealt with in Scripture in order for us to see that it is condemned."

In other words, it doesnt, Lep. Its just one of those dumb laws PEOPLE make, and say that god said so.

Furthermore, the only mention of coitus interruptus was Onan's sin(Gen. 38:8?10). He got killed for "spilling his seed onto the ground".

Its actually wierd that the catholic term for the sin of using birth control is Onanism, given that he was killed for practising the only thing method they endorse.
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Posted by thursday- on Fri Mar 4th at 10:30am 2005

Like I said in the IRC channel (which I remind people is #snarkpit on Quakenet!). Sinner Repent. Lovely flash animation Made me chuckle.
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Posted by Leperous on Fri Mar 4th at 10:59am 2005

Well the OT says you can stone stubborn children to death (Deuteronomy 21), and take hundreds of wives (Solomon), but that doesn't mean people do it. I think that the Romans, back when Christianity was taking a foothold, took that sort of attitude, and that's where it comes from as there's nothing in the Bible about it, though I might be wrong.





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Posted by Mephs on Fri Mar 4th at 11:14am 2005

Actually, when the romans adopted christianity they were pretty liberal with it. It was only in the dark ages that the concept of self hate and the need to constantly repent took over the idea of the actual forgiveness. You'll notice that when stupidity like this takes hold, the advancement of civilisation stops. Then in the renaissance, when people tried to restore some of the splendour that the roman empire once had, the church started being questioned again.
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