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Posted by DrGlass on Sun Mar 6th at 4:13am 2005

Well in about an hour I will be 18 years old.

one hour till I am mature enough to buy porn and tobacco, get a credit card, open a bank account, order AOL, enter a club, kill/die for my country, and depending in which country I happen to be in... drink alcohal.

Age is nothing but a number, time dosn't exist. I dont feel any diffrent and I am not diffrent.

but apart from that, happy birthday me! lets party!

p.s. i hate AOL
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Posted by Crono on Sun Mar 6th at 5:08am 2005

Still not old enough to rent a car. [addsig]



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Posted by DrGlass on Sun Mar 6th at 5:13am 2005

thats true, found that out when a friend of mine tryed to rent a uhal truck to steal a soda machine.
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Posted by Hugh on Sun Mar 6th at 5:13am 2005

He's always been old enough to steal one, though. Anyway, happy birthday Mr. Hornby. [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Sun Mar 6th at 5:47am 2005

I decided to write a freestyle rap for you.

"Doctor Glass
Catches Bass
Kicks your Ass
Out of Class - "

Then I abruptly stopped. WHO KNOWS WHY





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Posted by DrGlass on Sun Mar 6th at 5:53am 2005

Hugh! dont give away my secret last name!

thanks for the rap, it killed enough brain cells for a nice high.
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Posted by omegaslayer on Sun Mar 6th at 5:58am 2005

You were always allowed to open abank account...... buy porn phe! Ya got the internet, thats all ya need . Sure entering "clubs", but there were always the ones that dont check ids (plus there is the use for the fake id )....anyways happy 18! next big age it 21 hehe.
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Posted by DrGlass on Sun Mar 6th at 7:03am 2005

your not suggesting that I dont/shouldn't follow the law are you? that would be wrong
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Posted by fraggard on Sun Mar 6th at 8:07am 2005



^BEST SMILEY EVAR^




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Posted by Agent Smith on Sun Mar 6th at 9:19am 2005

Happy B'Day good Doctor.
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Posted by OtZman on Sun Mar 6th at 10:01am 2005

Have a nice one Dr
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Posted by Dark Tree on Sun Mar 6th at 10:30am 2005

Have a good one Doc. And have a drink....er...smoke on me [addsig]



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Posted by DrGlass on Sun Mar 6th at 8:08pm 2005

thanks, turns out I get a new TV! yay
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Posted by Nickelplate on Mon Mar 7th at 5:00am 2005

I decided to write another freestyle rap,

He loves to map,
He'll give you sass,
he's just 18,
he's Dr. Glass.

for making maps
he is notorious,
his glorious, laborious maps
are meritorious.

I met the d00d
while on I-R-C
but he wasn't rude,
he was nice to me

that's why i rap
cause he's outta sight
happy birthday, Doc
have helluva night!

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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Mon Mar 7th at 5:58am 2005

? quoting Nickelplate
I decided to write another freestyle rap,

He loves to map,
He'll give you sass,
he's just 18,
he's Dr. Glass.

for making maps
he is notorious,
his glorious, laborious maps
are meritorious.

I met the d00d
while on I-R-C
but he wasn't rude,
he was nice to me

that's why i rap
cause he's outta sight
happy birthday, Doc
have helluva night!

*turns and vomits*

Happy Birthday man.

You're making me feel old. 1987! Good god. I see kids your age and I think of them as.. well... kids. Yet, I don't think of myself as being that much older than 18. It was a shock to find myself thinking of college freshmen as children.

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Posted by DrGlass on Mon Mar 7th at 5:32pm 2005

aww thanks
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Posted by habboi on Mon Mar 7th at 7:01pm 2005

Happy B'day from Habboi

Map prosper, man, map prosper

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