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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Mar 17th at 9:44pm 2005

If you live in the US and happen to catch the "Johnboy and Billy" show today, you may have heard these already, if not get ready to giggle till you bleed.

Now I still feel that Jackson is innocent, but also feel that he is stupid enough to make fun of. liberally and frequently if necessary.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like Twentyeight year olds?
A: Because there are 20 of them.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson go to K-Mart?
A: Because he heard that boys pants were half off.

Q: How do you know its bed time at Micheal Jackson's house?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.

if you hear of any good Jackson jokes, please post them here.

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Posted by Hugh on Thu Mar 17th at 9:51pm 2005

Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with a shopping bag?
A: They're both made of white plastic and best kept away from children. [addsig]



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Posted by Leperous on Thu Mar 17th at 11:42pm 2005

Don't forget the obligatory "fumbling around inside" reference there, Hugh



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Posted by Gwil on Fri Mar 18th at 12:49am 2005

Ah yes, the black man who would be white.

Why is Michael Jackson such a massive bellend?

Because he wears British Army regiment badges as if they were toys to a trial about paedophilia.

Kill him, kill the media circus and kill the lying family for trying to defame a freak for money.
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Posted by Orpheus on Fri Mar 18th at 12:53am 2005

WTF is a bellend?

why do i get the sneaky suspicion, i really don't want an answer. :/

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Posted by Gwil on Fri Mar 18th at 12:56am 2005

Slang for the tip of the penis And he is just that.

I don't know why (well, I can guess) he is like he is, but wearing those badges struck a chord of "wow, what a stupid tosser" with me - coupled with him wearing those silly armbands on the same arm, and height as the Nazi party loyalists would have worn 192odd - 1945, as some kind of symbolism.

Guilty or not, he earns no respect off me for buying up military badges cheap and wearing them as public show pieces as part of his sordid theatre performance for his dog like fans.

A truly disgusting man.

edit: Having a few drinks really does bring out my scathing attacks against a society based on money, fame and watered down culture. Oh well, it's the truth when you're drunk, so they say.

Now all i'm waiting is for the men in black coats to come and ship me off.

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Posted by Orpheus on Fri Mar 18th at 1:12am 2005

I don't have any ill will toward people like him, but i also wouldn't notice if people like him came up suddenly missing either.

i am not, nor have i ever been one of those people who thinks "it takes all kinds to make the world go round"

some kinds, need to not be..

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Posted by Spartan on Fri Mar 18th at 1:19am 2005

? quoting Orpheus
I don't have any ill will toward people like him, but i also wouldn't notice if people like him came up suddenly missing either.

i am not, nor have i ever been one of those people who thinks "it takes all kinds to make the world go round"

some kinds, need to not be..

What's your excuse then?

Sorry I just had to

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Posted by fishy on Fri Mar 18th at 1:24am 2005

in the good old days, he would have been burned as a witch, most likely.

so much for progress

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Posted by Orpheus on Fri Mar 18th at 1:44am 2005

? quoting Spartan 34

What's your excuse then?

Sorry I just had to

for my "kind"

i dunno, sometimes i ask that same question. people like me tend to live a miserable life in some respects. we are control freaks, yet control seems a futile way to exist.

anyways, you come up with an explanation, and we'll patent it.

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Posted by Nickelplate on Fri Mar 18th at 2:02am 2005

Q: What's white, and used to be black, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson! [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Fri Mar 18th at 2:35am 2005

found some good'uns

http://williambader.com/mj.html

http://www.laughnet.net/archive/jokes/jackson.htm

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=michael+jackson+jokes

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Posted by SnarkSephiroth on Fri Mar 18th at 2:52am 2005

Michael Jackson is the only person I know that was born a black man and will die a white woman.
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Posted by Gorbachev on Fri Mar 18th at 5:47am 2005

? quote:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're a teenager.

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Posted by gimpinthesink on Fri Mar 18th at 9:45am 2005

Q: Whats the difference between Michael jackson and greyhounds?
A: Greyhounds wait for the hare.

The FBI raded Michael Jacksons home and found Class A drugs in the living room,
class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in his bedroom. [addsig]



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Posted by Forceflow on Fri Mar 18th at 10:48am 2005

? quote:

The FBI raded Michael Jacksons home and found Class A drugs in the living room,
class B drugs in the bathroom and class 5C in his bedroom.


lol.
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Posted by OtZman on Fri Mar 18th at 3:41pm 2005



^_^
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Posted by DrFrag on Sat Mar 19th at 8:55pm 2005

? quoting fishy
in the good old days, he would have been burned as a witch, most likely.

so much for progress

These days we know it's not safe to put plastic on a fire. That's progress.





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Posted by Andrei on Sat Mar 19th at 9:24pm 2005

*Grabs bucket of HCL .*
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