As you can clearly see, her treacherous genital regions have severely disfigured my digits.
Posted by Cassius on Sat Mar 19th at 2:41am 2005
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Posted by Spartan on Sat Mar 19th at 3:03am 2005
That's what I've heard.
It leaves me perplexed why, if they do get more pleasure from the sex would they not want to have it as much as guys?
[addsig]Posted by Cassius on Sat Mar 19th at 3:05am 2005
That's what I've heard.
How would you know? 
Posted by fishy on Sat Mar 19th at 3:18am 2005
now here's a question for our resident Doc.
there was a story that i'd heard from a few different people about a guy that i knew. where he is or what he's doing now, i haven't a clue. but the story went that one night his wife was far too over enthusiastic in her 'hands on' approach, which resulted in a snapping/cracking noise. when the swelling went down, he was left with something that looks like you might find in a geometry set.
now i know there's no bone, but with enough rigidity would it be possible to break?
[addsig]Posted by Orpheus on Sat Mar 19th at 3:26am 2005
now i know there's no bone, but with enough rigidity would it be possible to break?
I am not a doctor, but took advanced anatomy in high school.
assuming we are not still talking about Cassius's finger. the internal structure of the male member is made up of a series of sacks that have in holes larger that the exit holes. during arousal, the blood flows in faster than the exits can cope causing them to fill to gorging proportions. hence erections. these sacks can be damaged and no flow backups possible.
there is also a sort of tendon that runs along the top side that can be ripped, and cause the member to no longer stand up, you could still get hard but be all droopy.
thats a crude description, but essentially accurate.. as i recall it anyways.
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Posted by satchmo on Sat Mar 19th at 3:26am 2005
Impossible. You can bruise a penis, but you can't break it. I don't care how much you bend it, it's supremely pliable.
However, if you hit it hard with something (like a bat), it'll end up with a nasty bruise.
P.S. WARNING: Do not try this at home.
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Mar 19th at 3:29am 2005
if i were you, i'd believe satch.
i may have misunderstood in class it seems :/
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Posted by satchmo on Sat Mar 19th at 3:34am 2005
It is, however, possible to lose the erectile function of the penis. This can happen even to young people with an unnaturally prolonged erection (a condition called priapism). This is a potential complication of sickle cell anemia, and it can cause permanent disability.
When I say "unnaturally long", I mean having an erection for more than eight hours straight. Rest assured that this can never happen to a healthy person under physiologic circumstances (even if you masturbate all day).
P.S. However, if you do masturbate all day, any abrasion you suffer might not be covered by the manufacture warranty, because it's not considered "normal wear and tear". Make sure you do not mention it when you call tech support.
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Posted by Spartan on Sat Mar 19th at 3:34am 2005
However, if you hit it hard with something (like a bat), it'll end up with a nasty bruise.
P.S. WARNING: Do not try this at home.
This whole topic is ridiculous. I've never seen you guys be this serious when it comes to a topic drenched orgasms and genitalia.
Posted by wil5on on Sat Mar 19th at 3:35am 2005
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Mar 19th at 3:36am 2005
i have tested this, all day is a long time.
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Posted by satchmo on Sat Mar 19th at 3:53am 2005
Hmm...Don't listen to me. Apparently I am wrong.
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Perhaps the most common injury to the penis occurs during sexual activity. In the flaccid state, injury to the penis is rare because of the mobility and flexibility of the organ. During an erection, arterial blood flow causes the penis to be come rigid thus placing it at higher risk for injury. Although there is no bone in the penis, urologists frequently refer to the injury as a penile "fracture." During vigorous thrusting, the erect penis may accidentally slip out of the vagina. Due to the fast action, the penis strikes the outside of the woman instead of being reinserted into the vagina. The penis may then bend sharply despite the erection. A typical sign of this problem is a sharp pain in the penis joined by a "popping" sound. The pain and sound are produced by a rupture of the tunica albuginea, which is stretched tightly during the time of an erection. The pain may last for a short time or it may continue. The penis develops a collection of blood under the skin called a hematoma, which can distort the appearance of the penis (eggplant deformity). The injury is usually limited to one or both of the corpora cavernosa and, on rare occasions, the urethra.
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As you can see, I am not to be trusted with non-pediatric conditions. And apparently, the injury is more common with the "woman on top" position. So gentlemen, be very careful when you try this at home.
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Posted by Orpheus on Sat Mar 19th at 3:59am 2005
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does sound like i was in the ball park ![]()
on this note, i'm outa here.
nite/nite folks
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Posted by fishy on Sat Mar 19th at 4:05am 2005
hehe, poor joe ![]()
there was a link kicking around on irc a month or two ago, which i'll admit, i was evil enough to spam once or twice too, so there's others here that seen it.
it was someones online blog, with lots of pictures showing the entire proccess of his tying up his tool using elastic bands as tourniquets[sp?], and slicing his helmet off with a scalpel. it still makes me feel squeamish when i think of those pics, and i only looked once. :/
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Posted by satchmo on Sat Mar 19th at 4:25am 2005
Fixing the fractured penis? Well, the surgeons have to remove the skin of the penis and analyze the extent of the hematoma. Doesn't sound fun to me.
P.S. I got this information from a reputable source, so I am not just bulls**tting.
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Posted by G.Ballblue on Sat Mar 19th at 6:54am 2005
P.S. I got this information from a reputable source, so I am not just bulls**tting.
Thanks alot. Now I'm never going to have sex with any girls at my school T_T
Im only 14 damnit! *rant*
P.s., Is there some reason why I consider this topic shockingly interesting?
respond plz
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Posted by Cassius on Sat Mar 19th at 6:58am 2005
What else is new?
You're the kid from satchmo's original post.
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