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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 20th at 9:49pm 2005

? quoting thursday-
Just try not to imagine the sweat and smell.

way to much info there pal.

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Posted by ReNo on Sun Mar 20th at 10:08pm 2005

2 hours of straight humping?! God, you'd be getting bloody bored by that point
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Posted by Cassius on Sun Mar 20th at 10:17pm 2005

? quoting thursday-
She picked up a phone call.

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Posted by azelito on Sun Mar 20th at 10:22pm 2005

First time took a while for me aswell, not two hours though.

While were on the subject of mastrubation and male ejaculation, anyone heard of the "jen-mo point"? A dude on IRC just gave me this link and its just f**king cool. http://www.nine3.com/Magic.html Check under the "Jen-Mo Acupressure Point" header
Some interesting quotes:
"With depression of the Lion, it may take as long as five minutes to empty the prostate. This results in a five-minute long orgasm!"
"Taoism is not entirely theoretical. It gives you immediate results. When you press this point, not only will you feel intense pleasure, but you also will begin to experience the joyful blessings of being reborn. Rebirth results when creative energy is being drawn from your sexual glands."

Bulls**t or not, sounds interesting.
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Posted by Leperous on Sun Mar 20th at 10:22pm 2005

You get bored after 20 minutes- never mind 2 hours. Are you sure it was a 'she' and you weren't just humping the bed?





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Posted by satchmo on Sun Mar 20th at 11:19pm 2005

I've experienced one of those "marathon" type of sex. Even though it's still pleasurable, it gets so damn tiring after a while. It's a real workout.

I can understand why it took so long for a first-timer. Being nervous and having some "performance anxiety" can definitely contribute to the prolonged action. I feel for the girl though. Her genital must have been ground to a pulp by the end.

But I believe it's entirely possible. On the other hand, if someone said "fourteen hours", then I would respectfully say "bulls**t" to that.

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Posted by Orpheus on Sun Mar 20th at 11:26pm 2005

? quoting satchmo
. I feel for the girl though. Her genital must have been ground to a pulp by the end.

no one stated it was her first time. she might have had a hole like a coffee can

that might contribute to the duration, especially if the friction was nonexistent

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Posted by Spartan on Mon Mar 21st at 12:37am 2005

I'm taking notes on everything you guys say. Might come in handy soon. [addsig]



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Posted by Orpheus on Mon Mar 21st at 12:40am 2005

? quoting Spartan 34
I'm taking notes on everything you guys say. Might come in handy soon.

Abstinence... thats all the note taking you need

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Posted by Tracer Bullet on Mon Mar 21st at 1:51am 2005

? quoting Orpheus
? quoting Spartan 34
I'm taking notes on everything you guys say. Might come in handy soon.

Abstinence... thats all the note taking you need

Good all around advice there Orph, at least until the age of 20 or so, but not what most young men aspire to.

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Posted by Spartan on Mon Mar 21st at 2:16am 2005

Don't worry I plan to wait until I find that special person.

...and no I'm not talking about doing a retarded girl either.

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Posted by Orpheus on Thu Apr 7th at 2:25am 2005

? quoting Spartan 34

...and no I'm not talking about doing a retarded girl either.

You make it sound like a bad thing. *looks at sky whistling tunelessly*

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Posted by satchmo on Thu Apr 7th at 4:56am 2005

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Abstinence... thats all the note taking you need
Moral and religious reasons aside, the important thing to know is that sex is good and all, but remember that things get a lot more complicated after having sex. Trust me, I've been there. [addsig]



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Posted by Bewbies on Thu Apr 7th at 10:39pm 2005

yea... abstinence is all we need.. yea.. DUDE thats the problem with sex education nowadays. (in the states anyway)

people will always have sex, theres no doubt about that. no matter how many times you teach em its evil, dirty, unhealthy, or what have you. what they need is education on birth control, STDs, daterape drugs, what "consentual" means, and the differences between love and lust.

now.. i, personally, practice abstinence.. my hand is all thats needed for sexual tension, and it keeps my relationships with women real simple. now if you'll excuse me..





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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Apr 7th at 11:01pm 2005

All you gotta do is be an asshole and you never even have the opportunity to have sex! It worked for me!!!

no but really, I have religious reasons for abstinence, but no matter what me reasons may be, i've never had an STD or a kid, so i'm cool with that. (except the time i went to england and was at this kinda slutty chick's house and i thought i got the crabbies off the toilet seat.) <--true story...

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Posted by DrGlass on Fri Apr 8th at 1:53am 2005

I think if two people can have sex and be safe about it then there is no problem.

My girl friend is on birth controle and I wear a condum (not around town, I mean when her and I get "it" on).

aslo, I think that if we took some of the tabooness out of sex it would solve some problems. I am a very open person, but even so I have a hard time talking about my penis to my girlfriend in real life!

We are so up tight about sex and sexuality, kids have sex and never talk about it. They dont tell each other what is good and bad, so they find other people to have sex with. Talking about sex with your partner builds stronger bonds with that person.

I think it all boils down to a "They say I cant do it, so I will" mind set in teens.

Sex is great, but it isn't going to change your life. Its worth waiting for. Rather than saying that we are told sex is horrible, and that even with protection your going to get AIDs and have a baby.

Kids need to stop being lied to and adults need to let us make our OWN choices, if they would just give us the strait facts rather than feeding us propoganda we would, in the end, do what is right.
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Posted by LAzerMANiac on Fri Apr 8th at 1:59am 2005

...wow, such a manly theme...

I'm 16 and my parents could care less what i do as long as i kepp it safe.

I was forewarned them: "mom, dad, my girlfriend is gonna come over for a bit, could you please give us some privacy?"

The reply from my father: "Alright. The condoms are in the upper drawer in the bathroom"

me: "...you assume too much..."

people say my parents are badass and i agree.
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Posted by satchmo on Fri Apr 8th at 2:44am 2005

That's great for parents to be open about sex. I am going to be such parent.

I am a very open communicater, including topics on sex. I talk about sex with my fiance all the time, and I am glad that we're able to discuss what works and what doesn't.

It's important to keep an open line of communication, whatever the topic. That's what sustains a relationship, and build trust between two individuals.

Lack of openness in a relationships spells death for it.

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Posted by DrGlass on Fri Apr 8th at 3:13am 2005

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That's great for parents to be open about sex. I am going to be such parent.

I am a very open communicater, including topics on sex. I talk about sex with my fiance all the time, and I am glad that we're able to discuss what works and what doesn't.

It's important to keep an open line of communication, whatever the topic. That's what sustains a relationship, and build trust between two individuals.

Lack of openness in a relationships spells death for it.



very true.

it is so true with teens, we dont tend to be open. I dont know how open I would be if my girlfriend wern't so open herself.
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Posted by Myrk- on Fri Apr 8th at 10:29am 2005

Its all a joint effort really- takes two to tango etc. [addsig]




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