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Posted by rival on Thu Apr 7th at 6:34pm 2005

how can gordon keep on going in HL2? what three days pass and he doesnt stop to rest? maybe his hev suit jacks him up with adreneline or glucose or something but after three days of that hed have some serious health problems





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Posted by Andrei on Thu Apr 7th at 6:40pm 2005

I've got a better question for you: how can he go on for so long without taking a pint ? Does the HEV suit have an incorporated diaper or something?
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Posted by Natus on Thu Apr 7th at 6:48pm 2005

how can he not age for 6 years? how can he carry 10 weapons, does the HEV suit has some kind of 4 dimensioanl backpack?
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Posted by DrGlass on Thu Apr 7th at 7:04pm 2005

why do people talk to him and he dosn't talk back? wtf I would not work with some one who didn't at least say, hi...
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Posted by OtZman on Thu Apr 7th at 7:17pm 2005

and he makes those deadly turns without even keeping his hands on the wheels

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omg, seems like I have my old flamingo avatar back!
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Posted by azelito on Thu Apr 7th at 7:31pm 2005

Why is Alyx hitting on Gordon?
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Posted by Dred_furst on Thu Apr 7th at 8:03pm 2005

because the next game is gonna be x rated XD
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Posted by Andrei on Thu Apr 7th at 8:15pm 2005

It's strange how such a silly thread can attract people in such a manner. smiley
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Posted by satchmo on Thu Apr 7th at 8:40pm 2005

But the strangest thing is the HUD. Gordon's HEV suit doesn't have a helmet or headgear. Why are there strange number indicating his health floating in mid-air?

And when Gordon dies, only the current weapon falls out of his hands. What happens to the rest of the guns and ammos?
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Posted by Dred_furst on Thu Apr 7th at 9:17pm 2005

as he said, 4d weapon locker :P
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Posted by Nickelplate on Thu Apr 7th at 11:04pm 2005

How come there is no GORDON model in HL2DM? WTF, mate? [addsig]



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Posted by Natus on Fri Apr 8th at 11:39pm 2005

how come theres no snarks in hl2 smiley
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Posted by KoRnFlakes on Fri Apr 8th at 11:41pm 2005

? quote:
how come theres no snarks in hl2


^^^^^
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Posted by Mephs on Sat Apr 9th at 12:11am 2005

Overloading a game with human touches like calls of nature would ruin its pace. Adding little breathers and calls of nature would turn Half-Life into Eastenders with guns.

"I need to get save the world...I'll make myself a nice cup of tea first, and maybe have a quick nap..."

Since you're all so into super realism, why not make a mod, adding all these essential details. Gordons mission can be to watch football, then head down to B&Q to get some supplies and put up that f**king shelf he promised the missus for the past six months...

I'd play it. smiley
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Posted by satchmo on Sat Apr 9th at 12:19am 2005

Yeah, there should be a mission when his gravity gun goes b0rk, and he has to copy down the tiny little serial numbers from a hard-to-see place and wait for hours for tech support.

And when he finallys gets through, he gets greeted by this dude who doesn't give a f**k about his problem and talks with a funny accent. He has to copy down the case number and wait for an entire month for the resolution.

Finally, he solved the problem by downloading a driver from an underground website. But his computer gets hijacked by porn after the download.

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Posted by rival on Sat Apr 9th at 12:44am 2005

but remember the hev suit jacks gordon up full of drugs and probably collects his piss so that justifies him prancing for hundreds of miles and for days without stopping

but wait - several days of being loaded with drugs... what would that do to his appearance ? by the end when alxy is hitting on you, gordon must really look like a piece of s**t where does she find the attraction???





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Posted by Natus on Sat Apr 9th at 1:02am 2005

its his glasses, theyre so...glassy
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Posted by fishy on Sat Apr 9th at 1:12am 2005

? quoting Mephs
I'd play it.

it'd crash your comp mate, sorry. :/

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Posted by Nickelplate on Sat Apr 9th at 3:57am 2005

? quoting satchmo
Yeah, there should be a mission when his gravity gun goes b0rk, and he has to copy down the tiny little serial numbers from a hard-to-see place and wait for hours for tech support.

And when he finallys gets through, he gets greeted by this dude who doesn't give a f**k about his problem and talks with a funny accent. He has to copy down the case number and wait for an entire month for the resolution.

Finally, he solved the problem by downloading a driver from an underground website. But his computer gets hijacked by porn after the download.

That is the absolute funniest thing i have read for MONTHS. You've summed up my whole life in one funny quip.

/me goes off to die..

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Posted by Andrei on Sat Apr 9th at 9:51am 2005

? quote:
how come theres no snarks in hl2


Hey, yeah! We should picket in front of the valve HQ until they give us our snarks back smiley . I just loved the little buggers.
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