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Posted by $loth on Sun May 1st at 12:13pm 2005

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Why do i get the feeling that sloth has literally waited on pins and needles for SOMEONE to post a thread about Jesus.



I just want to feel loved
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Posted by Orpheus on Sun May 1st at 12:41pm 2005

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Besides all that Mephs, it would seem you have a personal issue with Orph and try to just pick something with him any chance you get, whats that all about?

I am humbly in your debt for the defense MS.

/Me bows.

I would like to say, I have not noticed Meph's being personally after me. I could just be blind to it, or numb cause a few others do it so often.

If I am on your s**t list Meph's.. I apologize. Not for what I may have said, but for being tactless enough not to notice I hurt you doing it.

*retires to contemplate events*

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StripperPhobe
Classic stuff.

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Posted by G4MER on Sun May 1st at 7:18pm 2005

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Why do i get the feeling that sloth has literally waited on pins and needles for SOMEONE to post a thread about Jesus.



I just want to feel loved

I just realized that Buddy Jesus is Orphs Point in a nut shell.. DUH.. And in Dogma weren't they gonna make him an action figure and sell him to gain back the popularity?

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Posted by $loth on Sun May 1st at 8:31pm 2005

I've seen the Buddy Christ doll in a comic shop around here, like the dolls for horror movies, they're about 8-9 inch's tall.
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Posted by Kain on Sun May 1st at 8:48pm 2005

Jesus wasn't homosexual but he was probably a pothead:

- There has always been marijuana fields in this part of the world.

- Until he was 30, he spent his time "meditating" in the desert.

- He came up with a philosophy of peace and love.

... the conclusion seems obvious.





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Posted by Dark Tree on Mon May 2nd at 12:38am 2005

Jesus was a badass motherf**ker [addsig]



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Posted by Leperous on Mon May 2nd at 9:11am 2005

Jesus Toast: http://www.blacktable.com/gillin041202.htm



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Posted by G4MER on Mon May 2nd at 9:16am 2005

OH MY GOD..

Thats funny.

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Posted by Mephs on Tue May 3rd at 3:24am 2005

Ok, apology time. My point is complete s**te and yes, it DID come out of nowhere. I was in a bad mood (not with anyone here) and decided to fight the good fight like some idiot super lefty (eg. jumping on a cause totally unrelated to me and fighting its corner for no reason whatsoever, as some kind of surrogate oppression)

Don't even know why I picked this thread. I was being an ass at random.

I'm rubbish at trolling (which in itself is a good thing) as I proved in this random excercise of stupidity.

*Hands out rotten vegetables and assumes the position in the stocks.

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Posted by G4MER on Tue May 3rd at 4:45am 2005

No Problem..

But im sorry to say we dont use the stocks to toss rotten vegies anymore.

*EVILGRIN as he begins to remove Mephs pants.. DEATH BY HOOKIE BOOKIE!

Orph your first.. show him how Homophobic you really are.. lol

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Posted by Orpheus on Tue May 3rd at 8:53am 2005

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Orph your first.. show him how Homophobic you really are.. lol

only if the stocks are really low and turned around so i can aim at the side thats important smiley

BTW.. you do know that this color also means humor?

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Posted by Myrk- on Tue May 3rd at 9:19am 2005

Jebus looked liked Osama, he smoked opium and so did everyone around him. He was crucified because he was a big dealer of the stuff, and everyone though he was doing "miracles" because they were all s**t faced off opium! [addsig]



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Posted by G4MER on Tue May 3rd at 10:53am 2005

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? quoting MoneyShot

Orph your first.. show him how Homophobic you really are.. lol

only if the stocks are really low and turned around so i can aim at the side thats important

BTW.. you do know that this color also means humor?

Yeah Orph I love that color.. I love it, its called Sarcasm.. Ha thats a riot.. I wish I could get LEP to make pink Smart Ass.. so that way when im being a tard I can post it in pink and people would know Im just being an ass.. lol

As an example the post you replied to would of been in pink. =)

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