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Posted by satchmo on Tue May 3rd at 4:47pm 2005

I gotta say, I had a hard time at work yesterday. The nurse who was working with me yesterday afternoon is a new transfer from another department, but she might as well be a contestant in Miss World beauty pageant. In fact, I don't believe I've seen any beauty pageant contestant who looks as gorgeous as she. I couldn't concentrate on what I was doing, and I even neglected to open up the browser to the SnarkPit at work. That's how distracted I was!

I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but it would be awefully inappropriate if I take a photo of her at work. Pity.

And I was just speechless when she asked "Do you want me to do anything for you, Doctor?"

What should I say to that?
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Posted by ReNo on Tue May 3rd at 4:50pm 2005

Ah, hot nurses smiley Wouldn't hospital just be that much more unpleasant without them?
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Posted by satchmo on Tue May 3rd at 4:56pm 2005

Yeah, I think I can swallow any hospital food (or even less savory things) if she feeds them to me.

I just hope she sticks around so she'll be there this afternoon as well. I can't wait to go to work!
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Posted by fraggard on Tue May 3rd at 5:27pm 2005

This thread is useless without pictures.

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Posted by satchmo on Tue May 3rd at 5:29pm 2005

She looks like a cross between Penelope Cruz and Ashley Judd, with a touch of Marissa Tomei.
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Posted by Bewbies on Tue May 3rd at 5:33pm 2005

"Do you mind if i take your picture? Whenever i see something beautiful, I get the urge to capure it on film."

Somewhat of a good pickup line, and we get to see pics of this beauty.

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Posted by OtZman on Tue May 3rd at 5:57pm 2005

? quoting satchmo
I wish I could show you guys a picture of her, but it would be awefully inappropriate if I take a photo of her at work. Pity.


Then ask her out and and take some pics smiley. Or snap a few shots when no one sees.
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Posted by DrGlass on Tue May 3rd at 6:07pm 2005

Tell her you need to take a picture of some patents. Bring a digital camera, then drop a thing of film on the ground... when she goes to pick it up snap a few shots. If she catches you say there is no film in the camera!
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Posted by Leperous on Tue May 3rd at 6:24pm 2005

Set up a hidden camera in the showe... er... get one during some social occasions with co-workers <img src=" SRC="images/smiles/icon_smile.gif">

? quoting fraggard
This thread is useless without pictures.

/Fark

If we get some, anyone caught posting stupid "I'd hit it!" pictures or commenting that she has sharp knees or how all internet users are obviously fat, ugly old men who would never go out with someone as attractive in real life will feel my wrath and be Fark-moron-branded :P





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Posted by azelito on Tue May 3rd at 6:40pm 2005

satchmo you dirty bastard, art thouh not engaged?
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Posted by satchmo on Tue May 3rd at 9:23pm 2005

I am engaged, and I'll be married in less than two months. But that shouldn't prevent me from admiring the beauty of another human being. It's not like I am cheating or anything.

In fact, I was just sharing my e-collection of nudie girls with my fiance this morning. She doesn't mind at all.

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Posted by fishy on Tue May 3rd at 9:41pm 2005

only terminal illnesses are for life

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Posted by satchmo on Tue May 3rd at 9:59pm 2005

Damn! It's a different nurse working for me today. I haven't seen the model nurse at all today.

Bummer.

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Posted by azelito on Tue May 3rd at 10:00pm 2005

A lot of people actually consider looking at another woman as cheating.
Personally, I agree with you, but I dont think my girlfriend would. Actually, I think it would be hard finding any girl that would.
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Posted by DrGlass on Tue May 3rd at 11:25pm 2005

If your on a diet, it isn't cheating to look at the double layer chocolate cake, its only cheating if you eat the cake.
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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Wed May 4th at 12:03am 2005

Hahah yeah, but looking only leads to temptation.
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Posted by satchmo on Wed May 4th at 12:38am 2005

? quote:
looking only leads to temptation

But the problem is that temptation is already out there. There is nothing we can do about it. Just like we would like to eat lobsters everyday and buy the most uber gaming parts, it's all around us. We just have to use our best judgement to make the right decision.

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Posted by mazemaster on Wed May 4th at 2:11am 2005

If you tempt yourself and successfully resist it, it makes you more resistant to temptation in the future. [addsig]



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Posted by Cassius on Wed May 4th at 3:35am 2005

? quoting Leperous
Set up a hidden camera in the showe... er... get one during some social occasions with co-workers

? quoting fraggard
This thread is useless without pictures.

/Fark

If we get some, anyone caught posting stupid "I'd hit it!" pictures or commenting that she has sharp knees or how all internet users are obviously fat, ugly old men who would never go out with someone as attractive in real life will feel my wrath and be Fark-moron-branded

I made this image a while ago (the comment is in the style of Fark posters):

image

BTW, Fark sucks. SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM





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Posted by Nickelplate on Wed May 4th at 6:31am 2005

I actaully just ended a relationship with a hot nurse. A pity, though she text messaged me every 5 minutes and was very anal retentive about LOTS of stuff. It'll be okay.

I wish for you to please send me pictures of YOUR hott nurses.

in answer to your question, satch, tell her EXACTLY what she can do... gimme a spongebath, you naughty nursey!! what? did i just type that aloud? Dammit....

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