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Posted by French Toast on Sun May 29th at 7:15pm 2005

Post your favourite quotes from anywhere in here. Be it a movie, game, real life, anything. My favourite has got to be from Duke Nukem 3d: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all outa gum."

Another one I like is: "I never believed in Santa Clause because I knew a white dude wouldn't be in my neighbourhood after dark." - Dick Gregory (I think)

That's it, post your favs in here.




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Posted by Campaignjunkie on Sun May 29th at 7:26pm 2005

"I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair."
- Bette Davis

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- W. Somerset Maugham



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Posted by G4MER on Sun May 29th at 7:27pm 2005

My Favorite Quote:

"An Army of Sheep led by a Lion will always defeat and army of Lions Led by a Sheep." -Ancient Arab Proverb.





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Posted by Crono on Sun May 29th at 7:30pm 2005

? quoting American Dad
? quoting Francine
How's your French toast?
? quoting Stan
Smelly and ungrateful. But this American toast is great!



Blame it on Microsoft, God does.



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Posted by Orpheus on Sun May 29th at 7:34pm 2005

Youth is wasted on the young. - An old person.

If wisdom doesn't come with age, why bother getting old. - Maxine Grey





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Forceflow on Sun May 29th at 8:45pm 2005

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f**king big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing f**king junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f**ked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? - Trainspotting, of course.



:: Forceflow.be :: Nuclear Dawn developer



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Posted by Kain on Sun May 29th at 9:09pm 2005

"What doesn't kill us, only makes us stronger", Nietzsche.



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Posted by DrGlass on Sun May 29th at 9:39pm 2005

? quoting Campaignjunkie

"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit."
- W. Somerset Maugham

I like that one.





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Posted by Orpheus on Sun May 29th at 10:05pm 2005

All along the r_speeds command was whispering in my ear. Promising that it has never let me down before, and mentioned something about naming its first born child after me if only I would enable it. Through it all I resisted, and am now a changed person for doing so. - Yup, yours truly.





The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by Andrei on Sun May 29th at 10:52pm 2005

? quote:
My favourite has got to be from Duke Nukem 3d: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but I'm all outa gum."




Gah! I feel like smacking my head against the wall each time I hear a duke nukem quote! "No-one steals our chicks...and lives!"...gimme a break.
Now I know i'm going to make you folks throw rocks at me for this, but my favorite is a quote from Stalin: "A single death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic.". Can be interpreted in many ways, especially when integrating it in the political context in which it was said.

Here's another "It's not important what the creator of a genius idea wants to say, but what that idea becomes in the message of the one who transmits it." - I'm not telling you who said this because I don't want even MORE rocks coming at me.




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Posted by Foxpup on Sun May 29th at 10:53pm 2005

"You're not supposed to be here." seen in inaccessable areas of Richard Gray's maps.

"Frame rate is GOD, keep this in mind at all times." good advice, Richard Gray again.


Better to be in denial than to be human.

Bill Gates understands binary: his company is number one, and his customers are all zeros.



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Posted by Kage_Prototype on Sun May 29th at 11:12pm 2005

One does NOT pinch the ass of the father of gaming!



I Ain't Gettin' On No Plane, Foo'



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Posted by Mephs on Sun May 29th at 11:25pm 2005

"They had the sex on me!" - Some Albanian refugee. I say it too much, but it cracks me up.




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Posted by Orpheus on Sun May 29th at 11:48pm 2005

I do not mean to s**t on anyone but perhaps its their place to be under it. - Yours truly.



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by French Toast on Sun May 29th at 11:56pm 2005

? quoting Yogi Bera
The restaurant is so crowded all the time, that nobody goes there anymore


I like that one too.




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Posted by Cassius on Mon May 30th at 12:08am 2005

(I'm 'Oedipus')

? quote:
<Keiser> Does anyone know how to make a map were you spawn with certain weapons?
<Orphic`2dmin^> yeah
<Orphic`2dmin^> type retry in console
<Orphic`2dmin^> and it puts you in map editing mode
<Orphic`2dmin^> quite handy
<Oedipus> First of all, don't listen to 2dmin.
<Keiser> never do
<Orphic`2dmin^> Cassius likes men
<Oedipus> There's a file in your C:Windows directory
<Oedipus> called kernel32.dll
<Oedipus> Delete that, and you'll be all set
<Keiser> ok hold on
<Oedipus> Uh...





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Posted by gimpinthesink on Mon May 30th at 12:23am 2005

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. - Sir Winston Churchill

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. - [/b]Sir Winston Churchill[/b]

Its Not a Tumor - Arnie in Kindergarten Cop

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones - Albert Einstein

Human Knowlage Belongs to the World - said by some bloke (think he plays Sick Boy in Transpoting) in some film that I carnt remember the name of

Nice one Brova - Human Traffic

The whole of Snatch but these inperticular:

Turkish: How am I supposed to run this thing from that? We're going to need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're gonna buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent the summer in one, which means, you know more than me. And I don't want to have me pants pulled down over the price.
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: (pulls the door off the hinges.) Oh nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just, I'm not sure about the color.

I f**king hate pikies - most of the cast

in the quiet works of the Virgin Mary... come again - Brick Top

Sneaky f**king Russian

Heavy is good heavy is reliable and if it doesn't work you can always hit them with it - Boris the Blade

and the Ezekiel 25:17 bit out of Pulp Fiction oh and the bring out the gimp part tis where my name came from after all

There are many many more but I carn't be arsed to put them and I'm sure you carnt be arsed to read them.


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Posted by Addicted to Morphine on Mon May 30th at 1:53am 2005

"Hunger is the best sauce." - unknown




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Posted by Orpheus on Mon May 30th at 1:55am 2005

...And on the seventh day, Leperous rested.. And it was good. - ????



The best things in life, aren't things.



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Posted by G4MER on Mon May 30th at 2:35am 2005

"Your images are too big, read my tutorial Here." -Orpheus




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